*Marquise Brown Off-Season Presser

YoungTB · (This post was last modified: 02-11-2019, 10:56 AM by nunccoepi.)

Marquise Brown enters the room with no shoes on his feet, ripped up dirty jorts, an old Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign shirt with two holes where the nipples should be, and hair that hasn’t looked washed in weeks. He smells like a sewer too.

“Well, I have no money and I can’t buy equipment OR training. Guess I’m gonna have to answer some questions for you guys!”

Ask away.

(12-01-2018, 06:45 PM)kckolbe Wrote:If you have no money, why did you bet @iamslm22 10 million dollars that PHI would have a better record than BAL?

“I guess they take the money once the bet is placed and put it in some pool? Because I know I had more money before. Either way, I’m not going to turn down a free 10 million from Slim!”

(12-01-2018, 07:40 PM)Raven Wrote:Do you think next season, with Taylor being hella old, will finally be the season you win the running back of the year award?

"Well, any sane person can recognize that I should have won it this year regardless. Better stats on a way worse offense. Year before that I broke not one but two rushing records and I still didn't get it. I'll deserve it next year obviously but I would not be surprised if I didn't get it. The awards committee hates me and my squad."

(12-01-2018, 07:40 PM)Raven Wrote:Whats your favorite anime ya big weebus?

"You can check out Marquise Brown's official Anilist here. My favorite anime is listed in the top 5 section, in no particular order. I'd have to say either My Hero Academia or Toradora! as my faves."

(12-01-2018, 07:40 PM)Raven Wrote:How do you feel about the current state of the league?

"Well, as we all know, this league can suck my dick. I'm the best RB to ever do it and it's not even close as far as I'm concerned. Also, seeing the same two teams go to the Ultimus three times in a row is so boring. It's always Hawks - Second Line and it's so lame seeing the Second Line beat the Hawks every year. The league is more fun when the Hawks suck... which is always."

(12-01-2018, 07:40 PM)Raven Wrote:Who wins the S15 championship?

"Definitely Philly. I'll be like 1000 TPE or something and I'll just will the team to win."

(12-04-2018, 07:58 AM)37thchamber Wrote:What are your thoughts on Philly's new assistant general manager, "Prince" Dennis Minott?

"Well first off, he has a pretty awesome name. Prince is our co-GM now? Better start playing Purple Rain whenever I get to the endzone. Secondly, I think he's done a great job so far. We had a fantastic draft and I'm excited to see what more he does to improve the already phenomenal Philly front office. I have high hopes for him, especially with the experience he has."

(12-04-2018, 07:58 AM)37thchamber Wrote:The Liberty look like they have a great shot at making the playoffs this coming season, but how would you appraise their chances of making the Ultimus?

"I think we absolutely can make the Ultimus this coming season. We're finally at a time where we don't have any major competitor in the NSFC, at least in my opinion. YKW got weaker, BAL got weaker, and COL got weaker. If we beat COL, we can for sure go to the Ultimus, and I have a strong feeling we'll be able to."

(12-04-2018, 07:58 AM)37thchamber Wrote:Many have said that the locker room at Taco Bell Stadium must be difficult to manage, given the number of "strong personalities", but what is it really like?

"Love the locker room here. It's managed well by our coaches and front office, and all of us have one common goal: get to the Ultimus. Having loud personalities in this locker room is key to keeping guys motivated and training. We're all on task and we all believe we have the best team in the NSFL".

(12-04-2018, 07:58 AM)37thchamber Wrote:If you had to leave Philly to play for another team in the league, where would you want to end up?

"Right now, Philly is somewhere I'm able to thrive. I don't think I'll ever want to leave, at least for the time-being. I've been doing great and by extension, my teammates are doing great. I'd be a fool to leave."

(12-03-2018, 10:04 PM)DeathOnReddit Wrote:why are u worse than me bum

"Who the fook is this guy?"

kckolbe · 12-01-2018, 05:45 PM

If you have no money, why did you bet @iamslm22 10 million dollars that PHI would have a better record than BAL?

kckolbe · 12-01-2018, 05:54 PM

They do take the money up front to make sure it is available in case of a loss.

And it's not free money. I'll do an article after the draft, but these two teams are pretty close, and the odds of BAL winning OR having the same record (both of which mean a loss for you) seem higher than the odds of PHI finishing with a better record.

**Raven** · 12-01-2018, 06:40 PM

Do you think next season, with Taylor being hella old, will finally be the season you win the running back of the year award?

Whats your favorite anime ya big weebus?

How do you feel about the current state of the league?

Who wins the S15 championship?

YoungTB · 12-02-2018, 08:49 PM

bump bump

YoungTB · 12-03-2018, 06:56 PM

please ask me questions

DeathOnReddit · 12-03-2018, 09:04 PM

why are u worse than me bum

**37thchamber** · 12-04-2018, 06:58 AM

What are your thoughts on Philly's new assistant general manager, "Prince" Dennis Minott?

The Liberty look like they have a great shot at making the playoffs this coming season, but how would you appraise their chances of making the Ultimus?

Many have said that the locker room at Taco Bell Stadium must be difficult to manage, given the number of "strong personalities", but what is it really like?

If you had to leave Philly to play for another team in the league, where would you want to end up?

**nunccoepi** · 01-10-2019, 05:01 PM

(12-01-2018, 06:43 PM)YoungTB Wrote:Marquise Brown enters the room with no shoes on his feet, ripped up dirty jorts, an old Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign shirt with two holes where the nipples should be, and hair that hasn’t looked washed in weeks. He smells like a sewer too.

“Well, I have no money and I can’t buy equipment OR training. Guess I’m gonna have to answer some questions for you guys!”

Ask away.

“I guess they take the money once the bet is placed and put it in some pool? Because I know I had more money before. Either way, I’m not going to turn down a free 10 million from Slim!”

"Well, any sane person can recognize that I should have won it this year regardless. Better stats on a way worse offense. Year before that I broke not one but two rushing records and I still didn't get it. I'll deserve it next year obviously but I would not be surprised if I didn't get it. The awards committee hates me and my squad."

"You can check out Marquise Brown's official Anilist here. My favorite anime is listed in the top 5 section, in no particular order. I'd have to say either My Hero Academia or Toradora! as my faves."

"Well, as we all know, this league can suck my dick. I'm the best RB to ever do it and it's not even close as far as I'm concerned. Also, seeing the same two teams go to the Ultimus three times in a row is so boring. It's always Hawks - Second Line and it's so lame seeing the Second Line beat the Hawks every year. The league is more fun when the Hawks suck... which is always."

"Definitely Philly. I'll be like 1000 TPE or something and I'll just will the team to win."

"Well first off, he has a pretty awesome name. Prince is our co-GM now? Better start playing Purple Rain whenever I get to the endzone. Secondly, I think he's done a great job so far. We had a fantastic draft and I'm excited to see what more he does to improve the already phenomenal Philly front office. I have high hopes for him, especially with the experience he has."

"I think we absolutely can make the Ultimus this coming season. We're finally at a time where we don't have any major competitor in the NSFC, at least in my opinion. YKW got weaker, BAL got weaker, and COL got weaker. If we beat COL, we can for sure go to the Ultimus, and I have a strong feeling we'll be able to."

"Love the locker room here. It's managed well by our coaches and front office, and all of us have one common goal: get to the Ultimus. Having loud personalities in this locker room is key to keeping guys motivated and training. We're all on task and we all believe we have the best team in the NSFL".

"Right now, Philly is somewhere I'm able to thrive. I don't think I'll ever want to leave, at least for the time-being. I've been doing great and by extension, my teammates are doing great. I'd be a fool to leave."

"Who the fook is this guy?"

YTB is this presser done? I know it was from a while ago, but just wanted to make sure before I graded it. If so, let me know and I'll go ahead and grade it! (PS looks like you have one question unanswered if you still wanted to do that).