Going into his 3rd season in the NSFL, Poopsie is ready to take the league by storm. Ask Poopsie / Muford anything about this upcoming season.
"Why are you bad?"
Good question, my esteemed fellow. Honestly, I do not have an answer for you. I have a few theories on why I am bad, and I will gladly tell them to you. I believe, firstly, that I could have possibly been not up to par with how I should of been playing, due to my number of hours in the gym(TPE) I'd assume I'd be great. But the past few seasons, we haven't really had the defensive line spending as much time in the gym as I was, some weren't even showing up. (Rip Cake) So therefore, Without pressure on the quarterback, he must have easily been flinging that ball out of his hands in two to three seconds and I couldn't get to where I needed to be. Sadly, that is what I think. (I do personally believe that team defense has something to do with overall performance for the rest of the team.)
"Why are you good?"
Oh Oh Oh! On the Contrary. I believe that I have become, what you classify, as a "good" player by living in the gym and the study room. I truly believe that the more you know, the more you grow, and as well as if i continue to hit the weights and do whatever i can to increase my speed, I will be even BETTER than I was this past season. Good question there bud.
"What is goodness"
Oh, this in itself is a question that should devote a whole book too. But, alas, I will only give but a snippet of what goodness is. There are many stages, in my mind, of what goodness is and what goodness can be. Goodness can be, pancakes on a cool spring morning, drenched in syrup. Goodness can also be your first sexual encounter with a woman. My good fellow, Goodness is all around us, your first touchdown catch. That must of been goodness, your first interception. Your first child. We, human beings, are goodness.
"Last year, SJS was the worst offense in the league by a significant margin. While the defense is clearly improved with some major talent influxes, the offense is bringing back the same starters. Can you score enough to win?"
Yes, San Jose has completely revamped their defense this off-season. They did bring one new player to the offense, which was Jorel Tuck. Another Tight End could help this offense more than people give it credit for. Yes, Yes I know, there weren't many additions to the offense, but it's not always about adding players but more so seeing those players improve in every aspect of their game. Joilet Christ has lived in the gym, as well as Kashmir Oles and Xavier Flash. Canton has also been there, and we've seen more sights of Brannigan as of late. Activity breeds activity, and I've seen every single member of the team in the locker room, daily. I totally believe that this offense, under a rookie quarterback last year mind you, will continue to improve and the team will likely see a few more wins.
"Which team do you feel is the hardest for SJS to face? How about the easiest?"
I honestly believe that the hardest team to face right now, is Orange County. They have so many weapons on that offense, with Crush and Atwell, and you can't forget about their running game. Orange County is looking like the favorites pre and post draft this season, and I want to be able to face them and hopefully bring them down a bit. Maybe humble them you know? Let them know they aren't gonna have a cake walk through the season.
The Easiest team I think this season might be Colorado. No disrespect to Colorado, but their team just hasn't been wanting it these past few seasons. They've made a lot of trades to get rid of players, and are bringing in a hell of a lot of rookies, and it's going to take them some time to get up to snuff with the NSFL level. So outside of Howard Miller, I am not as worried as Colorado as I probably should be.
"What is love?"
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. But for real, love is when you hold your newborn child in your hands for the first time. Love is your first orgasm after no-nut November. Love is that fresh deep dish pizza from Chicago. Love is so much.
"Why are you bad?"
Good question, my esteemed fellow. Honestly, I do not have an answer for you. I have a few theories on why I am bad, and I will gladly tell them to you. I believe, firstly, that I could have possibly been not up to par with how I should of been playing, due to my number of hours in the gym(TPE) I'd assume I'd be great. But the past few seasons, we haven't really had the defensive line spending as much time in the gym as I was, some weren't even showing up. (Rip Cake) So therefore, Without pressure on the quarterback, he must have easily been flinging that ball out of his hands in two to three seconds and I couldn't get to where I needed to be. Sadly, that is what I think. (I do personally believe that team defense has something to do with overall performance for the rest of the team.)
"Why are you good?"
Oh Oh Oh! On the Contrary. I believe that I have become, what you classify, as a "good" player by living in the gym and the study room. I truly believe that the more you know, the more you grow, and as well as if i continue to hit the weights and do whatever i can to increase my speed, I will be even BETTER than I was this past season. Good question there bud.
"What is goodness"
Oh, this in itself is a question that should devote a whole book too. But, alas, I will only give but a snippet of what goodness is. There are many stages, in my mind, of what goodness is and what goodness can be. Goodness can be, pancakes on a cool spring morning, drenched in syrup. Goodness can also be your first sexual encounter with a woman. My good fellow, Goodness is all around us, your first touchdown catch. That must of been goodness, your first interception. Your first child. We, human beings, are goodness.
"Last year, SJS was the worst offense in the league by a significant margin. While the defense is clearly improved with some major talent influxes, the offense is bringing back the same starters. Can you score enough to win?"
Yes, San Jose has completely revamped their defense this off-season. They did bring one new player to the offense, which was Jorel Tuck. Another Tight End could help this offense more than people give it credit for. Yes, Yes I know, there weren't many additions to the offense, but it's not always about adding players but more so seeing those players improve in every aspect of their game. Joilet Christ has lived in the gym, as well as Kashmir Oles and Xavier Flash. Canton has also been there, and we've seen more sights of Brannigan as of late. Activity breeds activity, and I've seen every single member of the team in the locker room, daily. I totally believe that this offense, under a rookie quarterback last year mind you, will continue to improve and the team will likely see a few more wins.
"Which team do you feel is the hardest for SJS to face? How about the easiest?"
I honestly believe that the hardest team to face right now, is Orange County. They have so many weapons on that offense, with Crush and Atwell, and you can't forget about their running game. Orange County is looking like the favorites pre and post draft this season, and I want to be able to face them and hopefully bring them down a bit. Maybe humble them you know? Let them know they aren't gonna have a cake walk through the season.
The Easiest team I think this season might be Colorado. No disrespect to Colorado, but their team just hasn't been wanting it these past few seasons. They've made a lot of trades to get rid of players, and are bringing in a hell of a lot of rookies, and it's going to take them some time to get up to snuff with the NSFL level. So outside of Howard Miller, I am not as worried as Colorado as I probably should be.
"What is love?"
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. But for real, love is when you hold your newborn child in your hands for the first time. Love is your first orgasm after no-nut November. Love is that fresh deep dish pizza from Chicago. Love is so much.
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