Colorado Yeti players are warming up on the field before the match. Howard Miller is catching passes with teammate James Bishop.
Howard Miller (HM): Ay I'm kinda glad we don't have to worry about playoffs. Let's just go out there and have some fun today.
James Bishop (JB): Yes sir.
HM: I still want that dub, though. You gonna hit 1000 yards?
JB: I hope so.
Captains from both sides meet in the middle of the field for the coin toss.
HM: Good luck out there today, everybody. [Speaking to former teammate Ryan Applehort]. Hey, heck of a season man. This year's not on you. It's not on you. You guys will get better. We'll see you in the playoffs soon.
Announcer
And there's the kickoff, signalling the start of the final game of the season for each of these two teams. Of course neither can make the playoffs, but that shouldn't make this conference rivalry any tamer.
First Quarter
Announcer
1st and 10 from the Colorado 33. Applehort dropping back - the pocket's collpasing - and he is... SACKED! By Nicholas Pierno.
HM: WOOOO! Get it Nic! Get it Nic! Let's go baby!
Announcer
3rd and goal from the Colorado 1. Hand-off to Wizardy. TOUCHDOWN! Yellowknife strike first blood.
HM: F*#k! ... It's ok. We'll be alright. Hey offense, let's go hit back! Head in the game! Head in the game!
Announcer
3rd and 4 from the Colorado 23. McCormick hands it off - no, it's a fake. Getting pressured... he escapes the pocket and - no! Grau drops the pass.
HM: Hey, Mark. It's ok. Don't sweat it. Next time make a big play. Next one goes to the house, alright?
Announcer
And the kick is... good! Forfeit is successful with the 31-yard field goal attempt.
END Q1: COL 0 - 10 YKW
Announcer
2nd and 12 from the Yellowknife 47. McCormick out of the shotgun. Snaps the ball, and the corner is coming on the blitz! McCormick floats one over his head to Miller, who's wide open in the flat. Catches it at the 45 and he's got room. The 40. The 30. Taylor is closing. The 20. The 15. And tackled by Taylor. A 34-yard gain for Howard Miller.
HM: LET'S GO! LET'S GO! DON'T EVER LEAVE ME UNCOVERED!
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2nd and 2 from the Yellowknife 5. McCormick under centre. Hands it to Cansino - no, it's a play action. Miller one-on-one with Lavelle. The ball is up and it is... caught! Miller with an incredible catch in the corner of the endzone. Touchdown Yeti!
HM: WOO! [Speaking to Lavelle] Ay it might be time to retire. I'm gonna be doing this all day man. You can do a Vontae Davis, man. No one will blame you.
Announcer
1st and Goal from the Colorado 7. Applehort out of the shotgun. Ball is snapped and it's a quick release to McPoyal. Touchdown! What a throw by Ryan Applehort.
HM: Good throw, Ryan. Damn good throw. Offense let's go hit back!
Announcer
54 seconds remaining in the half. The game has turned into somewhat of stalemate. Wraiths punting from their 23. Danger fields it at the Colorado 12. Oh my, he doesn't call for a fair catch - but he makes a man miss. There's blockers in front. He's to the 40. The 50. Makes a cut inside... it's a footrace. The 30. The 20. The 10. The 5. TOUCHDOWN! AN 88-YARD PUNT RETURN BY DESTA DANGER!
HM: AHHH! YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH! LET'S GO DESTA! LET'S GO!
HALFTIME: COL 14 - 17 YKW
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First play of the second half. Yeti from their own 21-yard line. McCormick out of the shotgun. The ball is snapped and their is immediately some contact between Miller and Lavelle at the line of scrimmage. But Miller is open and the ball is caught! At the 30-yard line. To the 40. The 50. The 40. There are chasers - he stiff arms one but is eventually brought down. A 41-yard catch for Howard Miller... no, wait, there's a flag on the field near the line of scrimmage where Miller lined up.
Referee
Pass interference. Offense [A tirade of boo's from the crowd], number 86.
Announcer
And amazingly it's Howard Miller called for offensive pass interference on the play. It looked to me like Lavelle tried to jam him at the line but couldn't make the play.
[b]HM: Hey! Hey! [Approaches Dermot Lavelle]. Don't be a bitch! Play the game, Dermot. None of that weak shit! You wanna throw your arms in the air, make sure it's to try and catch a f*#cking interception. Weak-ass penalty.
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3rd and 4 from the Colorado 17. Yellowknife firmly in control at the moment. Ball is snapped, and Applehort has time. Looks to the endzone and - caught! Browning with the touchdown grab and this one is getting away from Colorado.
END Q3: COL 17 - 24 YKW
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3rd and 1 from the Colorado 8. Yellowknife looking to extend their lead. Ball is snapped and again Applehort has time. Looks to Parker and fires a pass and it is... broken up! A spectacular play on defense by Montgomery.
HM: That's why we drafted you baby! We don't want any of that shit in our house! Good play, Beau.
Announcer
And Forfeit with the 25-yarder that extends the Wraiths' lead to 10.
Announcer
McCormick out of the shotgun. Bishop is free and McCormick sends it his way. Catch is made beyond the sticks but Bishop is brought down. A gain of 14 yards, and that puts the rookie receiver over 1000 yards for the season in his first year in the NSFL.
HM: There we go! There we go! I knew you could do it! God damn, my records aren't safe at all, are they? I'm gonna have to play until I'm 40.
JB: I'm coming for them, baby! I'm coming!
Announcer
2nd and Goal from the Yellowknife 3. Yeti looking to get back into the game here. Ball is snapped and it's a hand-off to Cansino who leaps the pile! He leaps the pile and he is into the endzone! Touchdown Colorado!
HM: God damn, Devo. I didn't know you could jump like that! Why haven't we been doing that sh*t all season?
Announcer
A little over 3 minutes remaining in the game. Colorado trailing by 3. 3rd and Goal from the Yellowknife 7. McCormick fakes the hand-off to Cansino. He has time. Fires to Bishop and it is ... CAUGHT! TOUCHDOWN YETI! THEY TAKE THE LEAD LATE IN THE GAME!
[Yellowknife have the ball and are driving downfield attempting to win the game late].
HM: C'mon defense. C'mon rookies. Show us why we drafted you. Get us this dub. C'mon.
Announcer
3rd and 10 from the Colorado 22. Yellowknife with no timeouts. Ball is snapped and it's a screen pass to McPoyal. He has room and he's down the sideline. To the 15. The 10. But he is - TACKLED! Beau Montgomery with a boot-laces tackle, and that will end the game. Colorado win it in Week 14! What a comeback by the Yeti.
END GAME: COL 31 - 27 YKW
Howard Miller (HM): Ay I'm kinda glad we don't have to worry about playoffs. Let's just go out there and have some fun today.
James Bishop (JB): Yes sir.
HM: I still want that dub, though. You gonna hit 1000 yards?
JB: I hope so.
Captains from both sides meet in the middle of the field for the coin toss.
HM: Good luck out there today, everybody. [Speaking to former teammate Ryan Applehort]. Hey, heck of a season man. This year's not on you. It's not on you. You guys will get better. We'll see you in the playoffs soon.
Announcer
And there's the kickoff, signalling the start of the final game of the season for each of these two teams. Of course neither can make the playoffs, but that shouldn't make this conference rivalry any tamer.
First Quarter
Announcer
1st and 10 from the Colorado 33. Applehort dropping back - the pocket's collpasing - and he is... SACKED! By Nicholas Pierno.
HM: WOOOO! Get it Nic! Get it Nic! Let's go baby!
Announcer
3rd and goal from the Colorado 1. Hand-off to Wizardy. TOUCHDOWN! Yellowknife strike first blood.
HM: F*#k! ... It's ok. We'll be alright. Hey offense, let's go hit back! Head in the game! Head in the game!
Announcer
3rd and 4 from the Colorado 23. McCormick hands it off - no, it's a fake. Getting pressured... he escapes the pocket and - no! Grau drops the pass.
HM: Hey, Mark. It's ok. Don't sweat it. Next time make a big play. Next one goes to the house, alright?
Announcer
And the kick is... good! Forfeit is successful with the 31-yard field goal attempt.
END Q1: COL 0 - 10 YKW
Announcer
2nd and 12 from the Yellowknife 47. McCormick out of the shotgun. Snaps the ball, and the corner is coming on the blitz! McCormick floats one over his head to Miller, who's wide open in the flat. Catches it at the 45 and he's got room. The 40. The 30. Taylor is closing. The 20. The 15. And tackled by Taylor. A 34-yard gain for Howard Miller.
HM: LET'S GO! LET'S GO! DON'T EVER LEAVE ME UNCOVERED!
Announcer
2nd and 2 from the Yellowknife 5. McCormick under centre. Hands it to Cansino - no, it's a play action. Miller one-on-one with Lavelle. The ball is up and it is... caught! Miller with an incredible catch in the corner of the endzone. Touchdown Yeti!
HM: WOO! [Speaking to Lavelle] Ay it might be time to retire. I'm gonna be doing this all day man. You can do a Vontae Davis, man. No one will blame you.
Announcer
1st and Goal from the Colorado 7. Applehort out of the shotgun. Ball is snapped and it's a quick release to McPoyal. Touchdown! What a throw by Ryan Applehort.
HM: Good throw, Ryan. Damn good throw. Offense let's go hit back!
Announcer
54 seconds remaining in the half. The game has turned into somewhat of stalemate. Wraiths punting from their 23. Danger fields it at the Colorado 12. Oh my, he doesn't call for a fair catch - but he makes a man miss. There's blockers in front. He's to the 40. The 50. Makes a cut inside... it's a footrace. The 30. The 20. The 10. The 5. TOUCHDOWN! AN 88-YARD PUNT RETURN BY DESTA DANGER!
HM: AHHH! YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH! LET'S GO DESTA! LET'S GO!
HALFTIME: COL 14 - 17 YKW
Announcer
First play of the second half. Yeti from their own 21-yard line. McCormick out of the shotgun. The ball is snapped and their is immediately some contact between Miller and Lavelle at the line of scrimmage. But Miller is open and the ball is caught! At the 30-yard line. To the 40. The 50. The 40. There are chasers - he stiff arms one but is eventually brought down. A 41-yard catch for Howard Miller... no, wait, there's a flag on the field near the line of scrimmage where Miller lined up.
Referee
Pass interference. Offense [A tirade of boo's from the crowd], number 86.
Announcer
And amazingly it's Howard Miller called for offensive pass interference on the play. It looked to me like Lavelle tried to jam him at the line but couldn't make the play.
[b]HM: Hey! Hey! [Approaches Dermot Lavelle]. Don't be a bitch! Play the game, Dermot. None of that weak shit! You wanna throw your arms in the air, make sure it's to try and catch a f*#cking interception. Weak-ass penalty.
Announcer
3rd and 4 from the Colorado 17. Yellowknife firmly in control at the moment. Ball is snapped, and Applehort has time. Looks to the endzone and - caught! Browning with the touchdown grab and this one is getting away from Colorado.
END Q3: COL 17 - 24 YKW
Announcer
3rd and 1 from the Colorado 8. Yellowknife looking to extend their lead. Ball is snapped and again Applehort has time. Looks to Parker and fires a pass and it is... broken up! A spectacular play on defense by Montgomery.
HM: That's why we drafted you baby! We don't want any of that shit in our house! Good play, Beau.
Announcer
And Forfeit with the 25-yarder that extends the Wraiths' lead to 10.
Announcer
McCormick out of the shotgun. Bishop is free and McCormick sends it his way. Catch is made beyond the sticks but Bishop is brought down. A gain of 14 yards, and that puts the rookie receiver over 1000 yards for the season in his first year in the NSFL.
HM: There we go! There we go! I knew you could do it! God damn, my records aren't safe at all, are they? I'm gonna have to play until I'm 40.
JB: I'm coming for them, baby! I'm coming!
Announcer
2nd and Goal from the Yellowknife 3. Yeti looking to get back into the game here. Ball is snapped and it's a hand-off to Cansino who leaps the pile! He leaps the pile and he is into the endzone! Touchdown Colorado!
HM: God damn, Devo. I didn't know you could jump like that! Why haven't we been doing that sh*t all season?
Announcer
A little over 3 minutes remaining in the game. Colorado trailing by 3. 3rd and Goal from the Yellowknife 7. McCormick fakes the hand-off to Cansino. He has time. Fires to Bishop and it is ... CAUGHT! TOUCHDOWN YETI! THEY TAKE THE LEAD LATE IN THE GAME!
[Yellowknife have the ball and are driving downfield attempting to win the game late].
HM: C'mon defense. C'mon rookies. Show us why we drafted you. Get us this dub. C'mon.
Announcer
3rd and 10 from the Colorado 22. Yellowknife with no timeouts. Ball is snapped and it's a screen pass to McPoyal. He has room and he's down the sideline. To the 15. The 10. But he is - TACKLED! Beau Montgomery with a boot-laces tackle, and that will end the game. Colorado win it in Week 14! What a comeback by the Yeti.
END GAME: COL 31 - 27 YKW
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