(x2 Media since it is about the draft.
May as well get my presser in before most people, hopefully a lot of questions are asked. Feel free to ask him anything and everything <3)
A very small stage for an interview can be seen as the interview with very weird Hungarian player and Wide Receiver for the Tijuana Luchadores and most importantly 1 of the top players to choose from with the upcoming draft. Laszlo eventually comes out in a Tijuana Luchadores jersey and he has a very serious face that looks like he is wanting to break the first person who says something annoying to him. So arguably he is in a very good and happy mood!
"Hello, Laszlo Forty-Two has arrived. The Laz is here to answer questions the press may have for him. Mr. Forty-Two is willing to answer damn near anything you people ask him. So please begin so Laszlo can answer them."
"Laszlo cannot say he is against joining any team in the National Simulation Football League. A few preferred locations possibly exist but Mr. Forty-Two would not really care if he went any where within the league. Can be any place that has lovely scenery, hot or cold weather. Laszlo does not care."
"Laszlo believe he do okay in rookie season. Next season Laszlo is looking to take over if he is playing for the Tijuana Luchadores again or make same impact he did for whatever lucky team decide to draft me rather than punt other players.
As for play-off performance. Laszlo believe team as whole flop in first quarter whilst Laszlo had good start but suffered in second half. Just one of those things. Laszlo Forty-Two will learn from rare mistakes and crush them into submission so they can never happen again to him!
Laszlo does not think it affects draft stock all that much. Mr. Forty-Two is still Mr. Forty-Two and will continue to grow and crush opponents until they cry like scared child they secretly are."
"Ah, this is a good question. Laszlo is 100% a humble man. Unbiased and go by the stats provided only.
So this everything stated now you can believe Laszlo when he says that he is the single greatest offensive option going in this draft. Whilst Laszlo believes very talenting defending based players exist and expect them to possibly go higher. Laszlo expects to be top 5 if not a lot higher. Small possibility of 1st overall and good chance of top 2 or 3.
No lower."
(General Kenobi)
"Yes, hello. You are looking very well today if Laszlo does say so himself."
"Laszlo feels draft is decently strong. A good number of us can and will become elite players in the future. The issue Laszlo feels is if we get compared to the bigger draft of last season and possibly the season after. A lot more quantity existed so more chance of quality players occurring. Laszlo still feel he would go quite high in any season draft due to mental edge he bring. Helps to know how to break weak minded people you have zero respect for."
"Funny you bring this up. Laszlo Forty-Two has second 2 part interview recorded that will be published tomorrow or some time in the near future. He touches on all teams.
Mr. Forty-Two does not wish to spoil very much nor repeat himself but he would definitely be happy to join either team and become a legend for the new teams. Feels both teams on right track to become big contender to win it all and The Laz would be lying if he said that did not appeal to help them do it."
"This may come off as very brutal, blunt or rude of an answer but Laszlo does not really wish to replicate anybody. Would be easy to say he wants to copy any Wide Receiver who managed to shine above the rest of the pack or stand out in a field of elite Wide Receivers but Laszlo also want to crush them!
He wants to look at what they managed to accomplish and laugh at how pathetic and small it was. Is probably best answer he can give you at this time."
"Idolize is strong word. Only thing Laszlo gets close to Idolizing is Mr. 0. My lord and saviour. As for closest to person to Idolizing in the league Laszlo could really think of is probably team mate Rod Tidwell.
He was the main Wide Receiver for the Tijuana Luchadores this season and believe he was pretty good. This is my answer purely because he helped me learn and pick up things a lot quicker than Laszlo believes most other pathetic players will still be learning.
Idolize however would be a little too strong. Probably role model is better word.
"Not because of beach volleyball. Laszlo always have time for beach volleyball. Arguably nothing more satisfying than smashing stiff ball into opponents face until he bleed! Send fear into opponent whenever next spike is incoming.
Where was Laszlo? Ah, yes. No. Laszlo miss one date recently because of training. Laszlo Forty-Two take training very seriously. Petty Instagram famous girls with bland personalities who hide behind weird filters are not as important as winning the Ultimini to Laszlo."
Laszlo then proceeds to cough to clear his throat.
"Why this question is the easiest of all questions! My favourite restaurant is the great Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant! My good friend and team mate Forrest Gump is CEO of this amazing establishment and truly a wonderful person who gets only the freshest of all sea food ingredients!
Laszlo Forty-Two's favourite meal is anything with Shrimp in it. But above all it has to be the popcorn shrimp! This battered sea food is sure to...errr...One second Laszlo remembers line...
Oh. Is sure to show you what true love is! Now for even less at your local Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant!"
An awkward silence occurs in the interview room since he clearly only said this cause he is either a good friend to Forrest Gump or was paid to say it. Probably the latter.
"Is either that or just a Baconater at Wendys. But diet restrictions mean Laszlo cannot have it often."
"Probably moving to States of United America from Hungary when Laszlo was 9 years old. Very different culture. Very, very different. Took Little Laszlo a bit of time to adapt and adjust so it had negative and positives affects on him."
"Ooo. Laszlo enjoy this question. If it was two words Laszlo would hope it would be the number Forty Two. However summed into one word Laszlo would hope for either: Strong, Blunt or Brutal.
Only phrase that somewhat come to mind is 'Just cause Laszlo is bad guy on the field does not mean Laszlo is bad guy.' You know."
"Media is touchy subject. Laszlo hated doing media to begin with. Felt like he was selling himself out. But with whoring out came the luxuries of money and Laszlo does enjoy the money.
Reason Laszlo does not enjoy media at times is because rivals and opponents can take words personally. When Laszlo says he will break spinal cord or make opponent swallow own teeth he does not mean it in offensive attack. Just enjoy getting into opponents head with fear for safety. If Laszlo end up doing either action then he gain respect they tried to stand ground against him.
If by some miracle they come out on top Laszlo gain respect as well. Laszlo is humble but also confident. Laszlo know how to hurt people and opponents need to earn respect if they want praise from Mr. Forty-Two in media.
To answer question more simply put. Is a struggle but Laszlo thinks he handle media personally well and does not really care what rivals or opponents think."
"Another good question. Laszlo should look into agent who can hire you people to ask me good questions rather than terrible ones he faces often.
Laszlo's biggest strength is probably being very humble whilst also mentally superior to every opponent he has faced. The mental age to break someone is key even in this sport and Laszlo look forward to doing it in National Simulation Football League weekly.
As for weaknesses? Laszlo has two weaknesses. First one is cute defenceless animals. Cute animal look deep within Laszlo's soul it crushes him. Makes Laszlo want to pet and give lovely home. As for on the field and Laszlo's other weakness. Probably scaring my team mates when they are having rough game. Struggled with speed at the start of the season as well but believe my agility and speed are very respectable even going into combine and big league."
"Interesting question.
Is hard for Laszlo since he has not played or seen small details fans miss regularly that you only see my training or battling against on the field. Laszlo still would probably pick Rod Tidwell since Laszlo know how he works and will become great Wide Receiver in the National Simulation Football League.
Quarterback is little harder for Laszlo. Probably Adriana Falconi since Laszlo want someone who can throw him the pig skin accurately more than anything so why not have one of the best in the league do it. Possibly Gus T.T Showbiz if not Adriana.
As for offense. Would either be the human Offensive Linemen players of the Luchadores since they have talent to be best players in league or a cop out answer of whoever in the future drafts Laszlo because The Laz knows we will do great together.
As a side note: Laszlo would really enjoy playing with Ryan Leaf Jr. too. Heard a lot about him but never had opportunity to either crush him or become great friends."
"Simple. Game is more organised. Has bigger fan bases with passionate people about subject. It all adds up very quickly. Think Europe could one day put whole team into National Simulation Football League or even maybe one day in the future a beautiful international friendly or world cup series but for now needs more development.
Laszlo hopes to be able to inspire next generation to come play over seas. Would one day love to play vs American United States in friendly. Would probably not be close but would be a grand adventure to do. Even if it is Rest of the world vs America or Europe vs America."
"Believe it gave Laszlo a mental age. A lot of children when Laszlo moved here were soft, spongy and weak. Laszlo never lose physical edge nor killer mentally that he believe sports needs.
Going into this past season he face tough talent who should beat him as better player. Laszlo not only keep up but just outshine towards the end. A long with strong commitment he believe it help him shine and is slightly thanks to Laszlo's first 9 years in beautiful Budapest.
"Superb question. Laszlo appreciates it. Laszlo hope to get number Forty Two retired and be remembered as one of the best international players of all time even if he has dual-nationality. Hopes to be remembered for more how loyal he was and strong he was rather than how he talked funny.
If minimum then just how he was good team mate Laszlo Forty-Two could be."
"First off. Never dress like a tourist or you are just asking to be mugged. Budapest has lovely historical locations you can google or trip adviser to discover if you would like to go see in person. Photos do not do certain places justice.
If history bores you for some strange reason then the opera house, sight seeing or a lot of outdoor activities would be right up your alley. Pub crawl is also very fun Laszlo has heard but was too young to drink by the time he left Budapest. You will love going to Budapest though."
(Yes, I did trip adviser Budapest for this lol)
"Multiple people send me the Lenny face. Laszlo struggle to understand what makes this face so happy or what this fellow actually wants but Laszlo will pick him in hopes he can avoid the eggplant emoji."
"Laszlo have much to say to these foolish people. Laszlo hope to see some of these fools so he can give them two valid reasons as to why that will not happen. The left fist and the right fist. Mr. Forty-Two will even give them free option of picking which one makes them see common sense."
"Hmm...That is tough choice. Laszlo feel like he would give sentient berry a chance to understand life and maybe figure out what its purpose is unless it try to attack. Then Laszlo gains a lot of smoothie ingredients very quickly. Make no mistake though, Laszlo more than happy to fight the wolf as well."
"Mr. Forty-Two is not picky. Honestly you can pick any player within the National Simulation Football League and Laszlo will happily gun to dominate them.He is not delusional mind. Maybe to start with someone in the previous draft class."
"Ah. Well. It is not an easy path. It requires 100% devotion just to become a follower of the lord. Once that had occurred you may be lucky to become a chosen numbered member like myself. It may never happen or it could occur very quickly. Laszlo is Mr. Forty-Two because Laszlo gave up his last name for him."
"Easily the food. Even when it is possible to get same ingredients it feels like it is missing something important. Laszlo does enjoy a lot of American foods and with that access to other cultures' foods but is just not the same."
"Laszlo respect the Scottish for making the Unicorn national animal of Scotland. Truly a majestic and noble creature. Mr. Forty-Two think they would deep fry it and eat it if given the chance however.
Personal opinion of unicorn is indifference until he meets one. May try to fight it if it is angry or arrogant."
"Is good question. Laszlo will be looking for a locker room with warm atmosphere whilst having drive to win it all or at least improve. Would greatly appreciate a team that is willing to give advice to Laszlo about what he needs in order to improve and get to the next level of being one of the elite Wide Receivers of the National Simulation Football League.
Hopefully is lovely city or state too."
"This one is tough and will depend on who drafts Mr. Forty-Two. The Laz would love and hopes to be at the Tijuana Luchadores for another season so he can try to win the Ultimini but if National Simulation Football League really wants Laszlo immediately he may just go straight to the National Simulation Football League and play the struggles out."
"That was a good one. Laszlo is laughing on the inside so much it is very hard to contain it. You see Laszlo's serious facial expressions right now...? All of my will power to maintain due to how funny of a joke that was. You truly push the limits of comedy.
But even with Laszlo's sides very close to splitting from sheer amount of force of inside laughter. Answer is no. Hell no. And above all, never."
"A lot of puny players but Laszlo enjoy time within this league proving he is insanely strong warrior!"
(Probably my favourite league honestly. The bank system is not fucking terrible and it rewards you for typing 2500 which take time writing whilst in SHL its a flat 100k for 100 words regardless of if you writing literal filler or hardcore analysis which is just stupid in my opinion. You can also shine in the National Simulation Football League quite easily whilst in Simulation Hockey League the Simon game either leads it to RNG or you need a very specific build not to suck balls. Also the General Managers over there lie to you.
So at the moment, easily the best sim league out of the 2 I am in lol)
May as well get my presser in before most people, hopefully a lot of questions are asked. Feel free to ask him anything and everything <3)
A very small stage for an interview can be seen as the interview with very weird Hungarian player and Wide Receiver for the Tijuana Luchadores and most importantly 1 of the top players to choose from with the upcoming draft. Laszlo eventually comes out in a Tijuana Luchadores jersey and he has a very serious face that looks like he is wanting to break the first person who says something annoying to him. So arguably he is in a very good and happy mood!
"Hello, Laszlo Forty-Two has arrived. The Laz is here to answer questions the press may have for him. Mr. Forty-Two is willing to answer damn near anything you people ask him. So please begin so Laszlo can answer them."
(06-24-2019, 08:24 PM)TomHanks Wrote:Is there anywhere you’re hoping to end up in the upcoming draft? Any teams you hope don’t draft you?
"Laszlo cannot say he is against joining any team in the National Simulation Football League. A few preferred locations possibly exist but Mr. Forty-Two would not really care if he went any where within the league. Can be any place that has lovely scenery, hot or cold weather. Laszlo does not care."
(06-24-2019, 08:24 PM)TomHanks Wrote:You came up short in the playoffs this season but had an impressive rookie campaign in the regular season, how do you think that affected your draft stock?
"Laszlo believe he do okay in rookie season. Next season Laszlo is looking to take over if he is playing for the Tijuana Luchadores again or make same impact he did for whatever lucky team decide to draft me rather than punt other players.
As for play-off performance. Laszlo believe team as whole flop in first quarter whilst Laszlo had good start but suffered in second half. Just one of those things. Laszlo Forty-Two will learn from rare mistakes and crush them into submission so they can never happen again to him!
Laszlo does not think it affects draft stock all that much. Mr. Forty-Two is still Mr. Forty-Two and will continue to grow and crush opponents until they cry like scared child they secretly are."
(06-24-2019, 08:24 PM)TomHanks Wrote:Where do you rank yourself amongst your draft class?
"Ah, this is a good question. Laszlo is 100% a humble man. Unbiased and go by the stats provided only.
So this everything stated now you can believe Laszlo when he says that he is the single greatest offensive option going in this draft. Whilst Laszlo believes very talenting defending based players exist and expect them to possibly go higher. Laszlo expects to be top 5 if not a lot higher. Small possibility of 1st overall and good chance of top 2 or 3.
No lower."
(06-24-2019, 08:48 PM)ValorX77 Wrote:Hello there!
(General Kenobi)
"Yes, hello. You are looking very well today if Laszlo does say so himself."
(06-24-2019, 08:48 PM)ValorX77 Wrote:How do you feel feel about your fellow draftees? Is there one you wish to play with?
"Laszlo feels draft is decently strong. A good number of us can and will become elite players in the future. The issue Laszlo feels is if we get compared to the bigger draft of last season and possibly the season after. A lot more quantity existed so more chance of quality players occurring. Laszlo still feel he would go quite high in any season draft due to mental edge he bring. Helps to know how to break weak minded people you have zero respect for."
(06-24-2019, 08:48 PM)ValorX77 Wrote:How do you feel about the two expansion teams?
"Funny you bring this up. Laszlo Forty-Two has second 2 part interview recorded that will be published tomorrow or some time in the near future. He touches on all teams.
Mr. Forty-Two does not wish to spoil very much nor repeat himself but he would definitely be happy to join either team and become a legend for the new teams. Feels both teams on right track to become big contender to win it all and The Laz would be lying if he said that did not appeal to help them do it."
(06-24-2019, 08:48 PM)ValorX77 Wrote:Is there a career of a player you want to replicate?
"This may come off as very brutal, blunt or rude of an answer but Laszlo does not really wish to replicate anybody. Would be easy to say he wants to copy any Wide Receiver who managed to shine above the rest of the pack or stand out in a field of elite Wide Receivers but Laszlo also want to crush them!
He wants to look at what they managed to accomplish and laugh at how pathetic and small it was. Is probably best answer he can give you at this time."
(06-24-2019, 08:57 PM)Jonny2x Wrote:Do you idolize any current receivers on the league? If so, who? If not, why?
"Idolize is strong word. Only thing Laszlo gets close to Idolizing is Mr. 0. My lord and saviour. As for closest to person to Idolizing in the league Laszlo could really think of is probably team mate Rod Tidwell.
He was the main Wide Receiver for the Tijuana Luchadores this season and believe he was pretty good. This is my answer purely because he helped me learn and pick up things a lot quicker than Laszlo believes most other pathetic players will still be learning.
Idolize however would be a little too strong. Probably role model is better word.
(06-24-2019, 08:57 PM)Jonny2x Wrote:Have you ever been late for a date because you were playing beach volleyball?
"Not because of beach volleyball. Laszlo always have time for beach volleyball. Arguably nothing more satisfying than smashing stiff ball into opponents face until he bleed! Send fear into opponent whenever next spike is incoming.
Where was Laszlo? Ah, yes. No. Laszlo miss one date recently because of training. Laszlo Forty-Two take training very seriously. Petty Instagram famous girls with bland personalities who hide behind weird filters are not as important as winning the Ultimini to Laszlo."
(06-24-2019, 08:57 PM)Jonny2x Wrote:What is your favorite restaurant genre and what is your favorite dish at said restaurant?
Laszlo then proceeds to cough to clear his throat.
"Why this question is the easiest of all questions! My favourite restaurant is the great Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant! My good friend and team mate Forrest Gump is CEO of this amazing establishment and truly a wonderful person who gets only the freshest of all sea food ingredients!
Laszlo Forty-Two's favourite meal is anything with Shrimp in it. But above all it has to be the popcorn shrimp! This battered sea food is sure to...errr...One second Laszlo remembers line...
Oh. Is sure to show you what true love is! Now for even less at your local Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant!"
An awkward silence occurs in the interview room since he clearly only said this cause he is either a good friend to Forrest Gump or was paid to say it. Probably the latter.
"Is either that or just a Baconater at Wendys. But diet restrictions mean Laszlo cannot have it often."
(06-24-2019, 09:03 PM)PDXBaller Wrote:What is one key event that changed your life in a positive or negative way?
"Probably moving to States of United America from Hungary when Laszlo was 9 years old. Very different culture. Very, very different. Took Little Laszlo a bit of time to adapt and adjust so it had negative and positives affects on him."
(06-24-2019, 09:03 PM)PDXBaller Wrote:What is one word or phrase that you hope former teammates use to describe you?
"Ooo. Laszlo enjoy this question. If it was two words Laszlo would hope it would be the number Forty Two. However summed into one word Laszlo would hope for either: Strong, Blunt or Brutal.
Only phrase that somewhat come to mind is 'Just cause Laszlo is bad guy on the field does not mean Laszlo is bad guy.' You know."
(06-24-2019, 09:03 PM)PDXBaller Wrote:How do you handle media both personally and with respect to other players on the team?
"Media is touchy subject. Laszlo hated doing media to begin with. Felt like he was selling himself out. But with whoring out came the luxuries of money and Laszlo does enjoy the money.
Reason Laszlo does not enjoy media at times is because rivals and opponents can take words personally. When Laszlo says he will break spinal cord or make opponent swallow own teeth he does not mean it in offensive attack. Just enjoy getting into opponents head with fear for safety. If Laszlo end up doing either action then he gain respect they tried to stand ground against him.
If by some miracle they come out on top Laszlo gain respect as well. Laszlo is humble but also confident. Laszlo know how to hurt people and opponents need to earn respect if they want praise from Mr. Forty-Two in media.
To answer question more simply put. Is a struggle but Laszlo thinks he handle media personally well and does not really care what rivals or opponents think."
(06-24-2019, 09:03 PM)PDXBaller Wrote:What are your strengths and weaknesses?
"Another good question. Laszlo should look into agent who can hire you people to ask me good questions rather than terrible ones he faces often.
Laszlo's biggest strength is probably being very humble whilst also mentally superior to every opponent he has faced. The mental age to break someone is key even in this sport and Laszlo look forward to doing it in National Simulation Football League weekly.
As for weaknesses? Laszlo has two weaknesses. First one is cute defenceless animals. Cute animal look deep within Laszlo's soul it crushes him. Makes Laszlo want to pet and give lovely home. As for on the field and Laszlo's other weakness. Probably scaring my team mates when they are having rough game. Struggled with speed at the start of the season as well but believe my agility and speed are very respectable even going into combine and big league."
(06-24-2019, 09:14 PM)Tomasnz Wrote:Building the dream nsfl team around you, if you could pick your wide receiver partner(IE the guy across the field from you) the quarterback throwing to you both, and the offense that you play in (IE the style of one of the teams) who would you pick? Why?
"Interesting question.
Is hard for Laszlo since he has not played or seen small details fans miss regularly that you only see my training or battling against on the field. Laszlo still would probably pick Rod Tidwell since Laszlo know how he works and will become great Wide Receiver in the National Simulation Football League.
Quarterback is little harder for Laszlo. Probably Adriana Falconi since Laszlo want someone who can throw him the pig skin accurately more than anything so why not have one of the best in the league do it. Possibly Gus T.T Showbiz if not Adriana.
As for offense. Would either be the human Offensive Linemen players of the Luchadores since they have talent to be best players in league or a cop out answer of whoever in the future drafts Laszlo because The Laz knows we will do great together.
As a side note: Laszlo would really enjoy playing with Ryan Leaf Jr. too. Heard a lot about him but never had opportunity to either crush him or become great friends."
(06-24-2019, 09:29 PM)woelker11 Wrote:How different is playing football in North America from playing the game in Europe?
"Simple. Game is more organised. Has bigger fan bases with passionate people about subject. It all adds up very quickly. Think Europe could one day put whole team into National Simulation Football League or even maybe one day in the future a beautiful international friendly or world cup series but for now needs more development.
Laszlo hopes to be able to inspire next generation to come play over seas. Would one day love to play vs American United States in friendly. Would probably not be close but would be a grand adventure to do. Even if it is Rest of the world vs America or Europe vs America."
(06-24-2019, 09:29 PM)woelker11 Wrote:How do you feel that learning the game in Hungary has uniquely prepared you for the NSFL?
"Believe it gave Laszlo a mental age. A lot of children when Laszlo moved here were soft, spongy and weak. Laszlo never lose physical edge nor killer mentally that he believe sports needs.
Going into this past season he face tough talent who should beat him as better player. Laszlo not only keep up but just outshine towards the end. A long with strong commitment he believe it help him shine and is slightly thanks to Laszlo's first 9 years in beautiful Budapest.
(06-24-2019, 09:29 PM)woelker11 Wrote:What do you want to be remembered for when your time in this league comes to an end?
"Superb question. Laszlo appreciates it. Laszlo hope to get number Forty Two retired and be remembered as one of the best international players of all time even if he has dual-nationality. Hopes to be remembered for more how loyal he was and strong he was rather than how he talked funny.
If minimum then just how he was good team mate Laszlo Forty-Two could be."
(06-24-2019, 09:29 PM)woelker11 Wrote:What do you most recommend for those looking to visit Budapest?
"First off. Never dress like a tourist or you are just asking to be mugged. Budapest has lovely historical locations you can google or trip adviser to discover if you would like to go see in person. Photos do not do certain places justice.
If history bores you for some strange reason then the opera house, sight seeing or a lot of outdoor activities would be right up your alley. Pub crawl is also very fun Laszlo has heard but was too young to drink by the time he left Budapest. You will love going to Budapest though."
(Yes, I did trip adviser Budapest for this lol)
(06-24-2019, 10:37 PM)infinitempg Wrote:What emoji best describes you?
"Multiple people send me the Lenny face. Laszlo struggle to understand what makes this face so happy or what this fellow actually wants but Laszlo will pick him in hopes he can avoid the eggplant emoji."
(06-24-2019, 10:37 PM)infinitempg Wrote:Do you have anything to say to the people mocking you to fall to 9th overall?
"Laszlo have much to say to these foolish people. Laszlo hope to see some of these fools so he can give them two valid reasons as to why that will not happen. The left fist and the right fist. Mr. Forty-Two will even give them free option of picking which one makes them see common sense."
(06-24-2019, 10:37 PM)infinitempg Wrote:Which would you rather fight, a sentient wolf-sized berry or a berry-sized wolf?
"Hmm...That is tough choice. Laszlo feel like he would give sentient berry a chance to understand life and maybe figure out what its purpose is unless it try to attack. Then Laszlo gains a lot of smoothie ingredients very quickly. Make no mistake though, Laszlo more than happy to fight the wolf as well."
(06-24-2019, 10:37 PM)infinitempg Wrote:What DBs would you like to completely dominate on the field?
"Mr. Forty-Two is not picky. Honestly you can pick any player within the National Simulation Football League and Laszlo will happily gun to dominate them.He is not delusional mind. Maybe to start with someone in the previous draft class."
(06-24-2019, 10:37 PM)infinitempg Wrote:How do I join your cult?
"Ah. Well. It is not an easy path. It requires 100% devotion just to become a follower of the lord. Once that had occurred you may be lucky to become a chosen numbered member like myself. It may never happen or it could occur very quickly. Laszlo is Mr. Forty-Two because Laszlo gave up his last name for him."
(06-25-2019, 03:21 AM)slothfacekilla Wrote:What do you miss most about Hungary?
"Easily the food. Even when it is possible to get same ingredients it feels like it is missing something important. Laszlo does enjoy a lot of American foods and with that access to other cultures' foods but is just not the same."
(06-25-2019, 03:21 AM)slothfacekilla Wrote:Are you a fan of unicum?
"Laszlo respect the Scottish for making the Unicorn national animal of Scotland. Truly a majestic and noble creature. Mr. Forty-Two think they would deep fry it and eat it if given the chance however.
Personal opinion of unicorn is indifference until he meets one. May try to fight it if it is angry or arrogant."
(06-25-2019, 03:21 AM)slothfacekilla Wrote:What are you looking for most in your next team?
"Is good question. Laszlo will be looking for a locker room with warm atmosphere whilst having drive to win it all or at least improve. Would greatly appreciate a team that is willing to give advice to Laszlo about what he needs in order to improve and get to the next level of being one of the elite Wide Receivers of the National Simulation Football League.
Hopefully is lovely city or state too."
(06-25-2019, 03:21 AM)slothfacekilla Wrote:Would you rather get called up to the nsfl right away or play in the dsfl another season?
"This one is tough and will depend on who drafts Mr. Forty-Two. The Laz would love and hopes to be at the Tijuana Luchadores for another season so he can try to win the Ultimini but if National Simulation Football League really wants Laszlo immediately he may just go straight to the National Simulation Football League and play the struggles out."
(06-25-2019, 03:21 AM)slothfacekilla Wrote:Can I have some of the money you get from this?
"That was a good one. Laszlo is laughing on the inside so much it is very hard to contain it. You see Laszlo's serious facial expressions right now...? All of my will power to maintain due to how funny of a joke that was. You truly push the limits of comedy.
But even with Laszlo's sides very close to splitting from sheer amount of force of inside laughter. Answer is no. Hell no. And above all, never."
(06-25-2019, 03:21 AM)slothfacekilla Wrote:What are your thoughts on the league so far? How does it compare to other sim leagues you’re in?
"A lot of puny players but Laszlo enjoy time within this league proving he is insanely strong warrior!"
(Probably my favourite league honestly. The bank system is not fucking terrible and it rewards you for typing 2500 which take time writing whilst in SHL its a flat 100k for 100 words regardless of if you writing literal filler or hardcore analysis which is just stupid in my opinion. You can also shine in the National Simulation Football League quite easily whilst in Simulation Hockey League the Simon game either leads it to RNG or you need a very specific build not to suck balls. Also the General Managers over there lie to you.
So at the moment, easily the best sim league out of the 2 I am in lol)
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