06-27-2019, 11:11 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-02-2019, 03:54 PM by Fordhammer.)
A television turns on, and a warning siren goes off
This is the National Simulation Football League weather service, issuing a Blizzard warning for the following districts, Arizona, Austin, Baltimore, Chicago, Colorado, New Orleans, Orange County, San Jose/Oakland, and, Philadelphia. Snowfall totals are projected to be between 4 and 5 feet, but there are also reports that old league spirits are emerging from their graves to haunt the rest of the league.
Leaf laughs in the background 'I'm issuing this warning, the Wraiths aren't playing any of your stupid games this year. Ultimus will return to the north where it properly belongs, the wondrous city of Yellowknife. Our team is loaded this year, The Mighty Cooter Bigsby will not be stopped, with his elite offensive arsenal, with Canton and Marshall for rushing, and Swift, Pennington, Parker, and, Helanen controlling the pass attack of the league's NUMBER 1 OFFENSE.
Our Defensive unit is powerful as well, just take a look at our Defensive line, Sack L.A.M., or should I say, Leaf, Alexander, and, our newest addition, Maulolo. We have a ton of Safeties, to the point it's a Safety Bargain sale, with the dangerous secondary core of Kroustis and Uchiha, racking up those interceptions, like the stock market in bull territory. We also have an elite core, lead by guys like, Alex Selich, and the almighty Danny Grithead and of course, Johnny Snuggles, snuggling your passes like a soft blanket and bringing back to your endzone to spill some Leaf-Cola in it.
Don't forget about our leaders of this fine organization, @Bigred1580 and @Daybe creating a powerhouse of a team that'll make your team look like a dumpster fire.
Don't forget about the Season 8 team that led us to the promised land before, we're overdue for another deep playoff run, filled with the opponents tears and crushed dreams.
And don't forget about our recent draft history as told by our mighty co-gm, bigred.
"We have the luxury of not having any pressing needs. We have solid contributors at just about every position. We have The best young QB in the league. Two duel threat Running Backs. Four Wide Receivers over 550 TPE including the youngest, Nate Swift, who is a star in the making! So on offense, we are only missing a TE, and we can counter that with our WR and RB depth. On Defense, we have 5 solid DBs that will cover all of our secondary positions, 2 CBs, NB, and 2 Ss. We have 1 LB, and 3 DLs. So whoever fall to us as the best player available, we will take. In the second round, we are looking at Safety, so that we can move a safety into the linebacker role. Hopefully, J. Storm will fall enough that we can take him in the second round." And of course we have steals too!
"We traded a player, a S14, and a S15 round 4 pick for LB Alex Selich. From my standpoint it was totally worth it because Selich has been a star on the Wraiths! We were also able to make up for the loss of the S15 pick by getting a steal in Ryan Leaf Jr. in the 6th round."
Stay comfortable or Freeze like the other fallen dynasties, because WRAITHS NEVER FREEZE
The Wraiths are not responsible for sim rigging or HO trial and error systems, and we still hate the previous simmer for rigging S7 playoffs
This is the National Simulation Football League weather service, issuing a Blizzard warning for the following districts, Arizona, Austin, Baltimore, Chicago, Colorado, New Orleans, Orange County, San Jose/Oakland, and, Philadelphia. Snowfall totals are projected to be between 4 and 5 feet, but there are also reports that old league spirits are emerging from their graves to haunt the rest of the league.
Leaf laughs in the background 'I'm issuing this warning, the Wraiths aren't playing any of your stupid games this year. Ultimus will return to the north where it properly belongs, the wondrous city of Yellowknife. Our team is loaded this year, The Mighty Cooter Bigsby will not be stopped, with his elite offensive arsenal, with Canton and Marshall for rushing, and Swift, Pennington, Parker, and, Helanen controlling the pass attack of the league's NUMBER 1 OFFENSE.
Our Defensive unit is powerful as well, just take a look at our Defensive line, Sack L.A.M., or should I say, Leaf, Alexander, and, our newest addition, Maulolo. We have a ton of Safeties, to the point it's a Safety Bargain sale, with the dangerous secondary core of Kroustis and Uchiha, racking up those interceptions, like the stock market in bull territory. We also have an elite core, lead by guys like, Alex Selich, and the almighty Danny Grithead and of course, Johnny Snuggles, snuggling your passes like a soft blanket and bringing back to your endzone to spill some Leaf-Cola in it.
Don't forget about our leaders of this fine organization, @Bigred1580 and @Daybe creating a powerhouse of a team that'll make your team look like a dumpster fire.
Don't forget about the Season 8 team that led us to the promised land before, we're overdue for another deep playoff run, filled with the opponents tears and crushed dreams.
And don't forget about our recent draft history as told by our mighty co-gm, bigred.
"We have the luxury of not having any pressing needs. We have solid contributors at just about every position. We have The best young QB in the league. Two duel threat Running Backs. Four Wide Receivers over 550 TPE including the youngest, Nate Swift, who is a star in the making! So on offense, we are only missing a TE, and we can counter that with our WR and RB depth. On Defense, we have 5 solid DBs that will cover all of our secondary positions, 2 CBs, NB, and 2 Ss. We have 1 LB, and 3 DLs. So whoever fall to us as the best player available, we will take. In the second round, we are looking at Safety, so that we can move a safety into the linebacker role. Hopefully, J. Storm will fall enough that we can take him in the second round." And of course we have steals too!
"We traded a player, a S14, and a S15 round 4 pick for LB Alex Selich. From my standpoint it was totally worth it because Selich has been a star on the Wraiths! We were also able to make up for the loss of the S15 pick by getting a steal in Ryan Leaf Jr. in the 6th round."
Stay comfortable or Freeze like the other fallen dynasties, because WRAITHS NEVER FREEZE
The Wraiths are not responsible for sim rigging or HO trial and error systems, and we still hate the previous simmer for rigging S7 playoffs
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