Arizona Signs Saba... No, For Real This Time

[SwagSloth]

We did some renegotiating from yesterday’s contract. Turns out Saba really wanted that 9th White Castle. Thankfully, we got a new deal done. I respect your passion, sir. Glad to have you back.

Saba Donut
S20 - $8,000,000
S21 - $8,000,000 (PO)
S22 - $8,000,000 (PO)
@SabaDonutMan

- 9 additional White Castles will be built in Arizona's stadium (including the 1 that already exists), 2 on separate floors of each wing (N,S,E,W). The 8th will be placed inside the team gift shop. The 9th will REPLACE the box office and function as a take-out-only restaurant. A remote box office will be set up outside the arena for walk-up ticket orders.
- For each season that Saba plays for the team, Arizona will dedicate part of its earning to the purchase of (2) In & Out franchises inside the state of Arizona, which they will then purposely run into the ground.

[SabaDonutMan]

I accept now.. for real

[scorycory]

The last one was better

[slothfacekilla]

This man has no taste buds.