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[div align=\\\"center\\\"]I want to start this out by saying this is not in any order, and I'd be happy to end up on any of these great teams, however. Before I write a long article about Radson and, make up a bunch of college stats, and early life scenarios. I wanted to have a little bit of fun with this. So instead, I'm going to give my opinion on all of the DSFL teams! What will I base my opinion on? Hell if I know! I'm just gonna dig into the team's info throughout the forum and come up with something!
Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
Alright, so from the top! Myrtle Beach is a top party spot yeah? I'm gonna say yeah, but I've never been. That's pretty cool! No qualms with their name either. I think I would have made a good seafaring drunk back in the day. I think the color scheme can use work. I'd keep the purple because purple is a nice color. I'm not sure how I'd make the color scheme better though... Logo its self is pretty cool. I hope the skullyboi Buccaneer pictured in the logo died of old age or too much drink! Because if he died in battle, well that's not a very good Buccaneer at all. It looks like this team has rebranded a ton, which I can relate to. I try to drastically change my hairstyle every few years. On top of all of that. They have "HeHateMe" on their squad. That dude is like mad famous. I wanna link up.
Kansas City Coyote
Next we got Kansas city, home of the most recent superbowl champions. Other than that I don't know much about it. It's not in Kansas so Dorothy has never been there. Is weed legal? That would be a big plus, idc if its taxed heavy either. I don't mind paying extra for peace of mind. I can get down with the Coyotes, though I'm not a BIG dog person, wild or domesticated. No issues with them just had bad experiences. Now I said before I love purple, so I can get down with this logo. I like it a lot more than there old one thats for sure. However, on the team info page they got some FIRE ass unis. I approve bigly on that. Team looks real active, can maybe even use a good LB so that works out! Good stuff, seems like a solid team!
Portland Pythons
Alright now this one is weird lol. Most won't know this, in fact only a few do. But, I created, and sadly later abandoned this team. Back on my original account, I made years ago. I don't know the info for that account nor do I want it. Since then there have been minor changes. Looks like they switched to Gold and, black. Which looks a lot better than the gold and purple scheme I had. Sadly, even though I love purple. Its hard to work with, Other than that the branding is the same. So, of course, I dig that stuff. With all of that being said, this is by no means my team. It was too much work for me and, I just quit one day. I'm really happy to see its still here though! Even if it is a reminder of my failure haha!
Norfolk Seawolves
Now, If I remember correctly when this team originally came out, it was discovered the logo, and name were from a minor league baseball team. I could be wrong there though! However I still dig it, the color scheme is great, and the logo is pretty cool. Virginas weed laws suck though. That could be a BIG problem for me, so thats somethng we will have to figure out if they decide to bring me along. I have an uncle that lives in Virginia though. He's got some chickens he tells me. I don't want to meet these chickens so sadly I will be too busy to ever see him. At one point they were an AI controled team so apparently this squad is really into the technical side of things, what with new age analyitics, and maybe even robotics. That could be neat to get into. Maybe even smoke DMT with a robot I don't know. Just spit balling how I would pass time if I get the chance to play ball in VA!
Minnesota Grey Ducks
Alright, so I know Minnesota is cold, which sucks but I'm from North East PA. So sure, it might be a bit colder but, I'll live. I've heard the craft beer scene there is pretty popping. But we'll start with the logo. Possibly the best color scheme of all, but I cant seem to find a good picture of the logo. Right now from what I can see it reminds me of an obscure highschool baseball team logo, which isn't a knock. I like that! The team name is cool. They aren't just duck they are GREY ducks. Thats the way to own it who you are as a person, or animal. I dig it all. On a totally unrelated note if you EVER decide to rebrand. Be the Canadian Gooses...I'm sure I'm not the only one to make that joke yeah?
Tijuana Luchadores
So when this team was first created I instantly thought "Why the fuck didn't I come up with this? I use to be a big fan of wrestling, though not so much the luchadores style. None the less I releate to it. I mean hell I ran a backyard wrestling company with a real ring, and even some semi pro guys. Despite the fact I don't follow the sport any longer. This team name speaks to me. Tijuana does not. Mexico scares me, and I don't want to end up mixed up in some cartel bullshit. However, I'm sure I can manage for a few years if I lie low, and keep to myself. Which may be easier said than done I guess. The logo and color scheme are all great, and the team has a good history. I would be happy to play here as long as no one uses two pick up trucks and, ropes to rip my limbs off like I saw in a cartel video once. I also don't want anyone to cut my leg off, and them begin to hit me with it. Like I saw in another cartel video..Oh god mexico is scary..
Well, thats that! I apologize for the rambling, but I kinda just wanted to have fun with this article, and take it easy. I can assure you, I will be writing plenty of articles with substance ones the season begins. [/div]
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]I want to start this out by saying this is not in any order, and I'd be happy to end up on any of these great teams, however. Before I write a long article about Radson and, make up a bunch of college stats, and early life scenarios. I wanted to have a little bit of fun with this. So instead, I'm going to give my opinion on all of the DSFL teams! What will I base my opinion on? Hell if I know! I'm just gonna dig into the team's info throughout the forum and come up with something!
Myrtle Beach Buccaneers Alright, so from the top! Myrtle Beach is a top party spot yeah? I'm gonna say yeah, but I've never been. That's pretty cool! No qualms with their name either. I think I would have made a good seafaring drunk back in the day. I think the color scheme can use work. I'd keep the purple because purple is a nice color. I'm not sure how I'd make the color scheme better though... Logo its self is pretty cool. I hope the skullyboi Buccaneer pictured in the logo died of old age or too much drink! Because if he died in battle, well that's not a very good Buccaneer at all. It looks like this team has rebranded a ton, which I can relate to. I try to drastically change my hairstyle every few years. On top of all of that. They have "HeHateMe" on their squad. That dude is like mad famous. I wanna link up.
Kansas City Coyote Next we got Kansas city, home of the most recent superbowl champions. Other than that I don't know much about it. It's not in Kansas so Dorothy has never been there. Is weed legal? That would be a big plus, idc if its taxed heavy either. I don't mind paying extra for peace of mind. I can get down with the Coyotes, though I'm not a BIG dog person, wild or domesticated. No issues with them just had bad experiences. Now I said before I love purple, so I can get down with this logo. I like it a lot more than there old one thats for sure. However, on the team info page they got some FIRE ass unis. I approve bigly on that. Team looks real active, can maybe even use a good LB so that works out! Good stuff, seems like a solid team!
Portland Pythons Alright now this one is weird lol. Most won't know this, in fact only a few do. But, I created, and sadly later abandoned this team. Back on my original account, I made years ago. I don't know the info for that account nor do I want it. Since then there have been minor changes. Looks like they switched to Gold and, black. Which looks a lot better than the gold and purple scheme I had. Sadly, even though I love purple. Its hard to work with, Other than that the branding is the same. So, of course, I dig that stuff. With all of that being said, this is by no means my team. It was too much work for me and, I just quit one day. I'm really happy to see its still here though! Even if it is a reminder of my failure haha!
Norfolk Seawolves Now, If I remember correctly when this team originally came out, it was discovered the logo, and name were from a minor league baseball team. I could be wrong there though! However I still dig it, the color scheme is great, and the logo is pretty cool. Virginas weed laws suck though. That could be a BIG problem for me, so thats somethng we will have to figure out if they decide to bring me along. I have an uncle that lives in Virginia though. He's got some chickens he tells me. I don't want to meet these chickens so sadly I will be too busy to ever see him. At one point they were an AI controled team so apparently this squad is really into the technical side of things, what with new age analyitics, and maybe even robotics. That could be neat to get into. Maybe even smoke DMT with a robot I don't know. Just spit balling how I would pass time if I get the chance to play ball in VA!
Minnesota Grey Ducks Alright, so I know Minnesota is cold, which sucks but I'm from North East PA. So sure, it might be a bit colder but, I'll live. I've heard the craft beer scene there is pretty popping. But we'll start with the logo. Possibly the best color scheme of all, but I cant seem to find a good picture of the logo. Right now from what I can see it reminds me of an obscure highschool baseball team logo, which isn't a knock. I like that! The team name is cool. They aren't just duck they are GREY ducks. Thats the way to own it who you are as a person, or animal. I dig it all. On a totally unrelated note if you EVER decide to rebrand. Be the Canadian Gooses...I'm sure I'm not the only one to make that joke yeah?
Tijuana Luchadores So when this team was first created I instantly thought "Why the fuck didn't I come up with this? I use to be a big fan of wrestling, though not so much the luchadores style. None the less I releate to it. I mean hell I ran a backyard wrestling company with a real ring, and even some semi pro guys. Despite the fact I don't follow the sport any longer. This team name speaks to me. Tijuana does not. Mexico scares me, and I don't want to end up mixed up in some cartel bullshit. However, I'm sure I can manage for a few years if I lie low, and keep to myself. Which may be easier said than done I guess. The logo and color scheme are all great, and the team has a good history. I would be happy to play here as long as no one uses two pick up trucks and, ropes to rip my limbs off like I saw in a cartel video once. I also don't want anyone to cut my leg off, and them begin to hit me with it. Like I saw in another cartel video..Oh god mexico is scary..
Well, thats that! I apologize for the rambling, but I kinda just wanted to have fun with this article, and take it easy. I can assure you, I will be writing plenty of articles with substance ones the season begins. [/div]
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