04-09-2020, 07:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-10-2020, 02:35 AM by LGMForever.)
Not in the legal way, please ask me questions
Why, my day has been quite lovely, thank you for asking me. You know, I feel like too many people nowadays are all "What team do you want to go to" instead of "How are you doing on this fine evening." Something important that we tend to forget in our materialistic world is that we are all human beings and more than just a number on a football team like our society leads us to believe in. Anyway, I spent a solid very long time sleeping on this day, and I woke up at around 12 PM or something like that. Frankly, I am a struggling gamer and have had compulsive gaming disorder ever since I was a wee boy. If I'm not playing Star Wars the Old Republic until 2 in the morning, then am I a true hero to my people? It brings into question the morals that we hold near and dear to ourselves of whether we value the treasure of sleep versus saving the galaxy from the Sith who wish to destroy it. Anyway, my day has been good.
You know, I didn't really have much time to actually think up of a name when I came back to the National Simulation Football League after what has probably been like a solid four to five seasons of stopping earning with my old player Dan Schneider. I kind of just wanted to create quickly since I believe it was Thursday or Friday and wanted to claim the weekly stuff that I could and do all of the point tasks. As to why I came back to NSFL before actually answering, it was the Chicago drama. You'll find many people within sim leagues that get annoyed at drama and have it hurt their interest in the league, but it only charges me and I live for sports simulation league drama. It basically sparked me into coming back and being into the league again, so Jiggly is the reason I'm here right now.
But anyway, the main inspiration just came from me wanting to have a goofy fictional character that people like. Although this time, I'm glad that it isn't a guy who likes kids feet so we're already starting off strong in not having the legend of Dan Schneider. I was pretty much just thinking of old shows that I used to watch and characters that were just flat-out weird and Carl Wheezer just fits the mold perfectly because he is a pretty not flawed character in the series Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.
This is probably the toughest question of this set because there really are just too many moments of Carl Wheezer to pick out a certain one. In all honesty though, I haven't seen the show for a long time because I'm pretty sure they don't show reruns anymore so it's hard to casually catch the show anymore even if I want to. Really, I haven't even tried searching for it on the television but I still just haven't seen it seen at least like three to four years ago. However, one set of episodes that was probably my favorite involved the N-Men where they all got superpowers from radiation and there was also the superpower packets that they used to fight the League of Villains. Anyway, Carl Wheezer turns into Burp Boy and is capable of extremely powerful belches that wrecks all of the bad guys. He also turns invisible on accident at one point but I do not remember.
At the time that I'm writing this, I've spent a solid five minutes trying to find the image because I cannot find it for some reason and it's beginning to bother me. Actually, I found it but I'm really struggling to find the source of it or anything like that. I thought it was more prevalent of a thing and that it'd be really easy to find everything about it. It's hard to put my finger on it but I kind of just look at it and I can't stop looking at it because it seems like the perfect thing that you can do anything with to shitpost or something that you want. To me, it is even better than the croissant meme because that one seems a bit old and overused at this point and it is quite possible that some may describe it as a normie meme and therefore shamed from the community.
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Honestly, I really have no preference when it comes to Development Simulation Football League teams and which one I would like to join as I enter the draft for season 22. I really don't know any of them well enough to care about which one I end up going to, although I am currently in four different team Discords from those that have either messaged them to me to check out or those who have just posted them in the main rookie Discord. Those ones might have a bit of an edge since I already know what to expect from there but at the same time it's basically nothing. Back in the days of Dan Schneider I was drafted by the Portland Pythons 12th overall and really enjoyed my time there although I wasn't in the locker room and chatting with people too much. However, it looks like all of the GMs have left and I'm sure there's a whole different assortment of coaches and core people in there that it doesn't mean anything anymore. I just want to go higher than 12th overall because this is my recreate with a bunch of money stored up so I have way more expectations than I had before and would be kind of disappointed to go lower.
First off, how dare you. I can't believe we have known each other on a first name basis for what has probably been like three months and you would just go and expose where I'm hiding out at for all of the world's government agencies to see. Still, there is prime reason for this and I will go on to explain it. The secondary reason, which I'll say first, is just because Dan Schneider is an OCO legend, for sure in the OCO Hall of Fame and I will sue the team for all that it's got if he is not inducted. It's pretty much the only locker room that I know in the NSFL so it's where I've been when discussing my recreate and asking for help and such. I've been in the rookie Discord a good bit, but generally I've stayed away from the main Discord because there's so many people in there that I don't know and it's like oh golly look at all of those people how about I don't go there.
Don't let this distract you though, there is one primary selfish reason that I have stayed in the OCO locker room even after taking a hiatus from the NSFL. This is simply the OCO Pro Baseball Experience gossip channel. We have the corner of secrecy in trust in which we discuss all of the PBE drama that is hot and spicy and everyone loves. On a serious note though, it is nice getting to talk about the league with a bunch of people that are from other teams than my own where I wouldn't be able to otherwise.
When I first heard people going all "OMG DAN SCHNEIDER" and @ing me in the Discord and all of that, I had no idea what was going on. I'm pretty sure this was either the day of or the day after I decided to come back to the NSFL and create Carl Wheezer so in hindsight I think this was some sort of message for a purpose that I have no idea of I'm kind of just bsing here for word count. Being a part of OCO, the team that benefited from this, I learned about what actually went down fairly quickly. From my knowledge on the situation, it was the final week of the season with Chicago (Schneider's inactive dead body team) against New Orleans. Schneider decided to go off that game and got like two interceptions against New Orleans and was a large factor in the team winning the game because it shut down the New Orleans offense in the third or fourth quarter I forget. It ended up securing home field advantage for OCO because they lost their game earlier that stream I believe and were one game ahead. It ended up not amounting to anything because OCO lost but it would've been amazing if it did.
In all seriousness though, I do hope that Dan Schneider makes the NSFL Hall of Fame. I don't know much about football, at least enough to check how his career stats look, but I'm being told that there's a pretty solid chance and reason to induct him. From what I'm being informed, he is one of three defensive backs in the history of the league to win multiple defensive back of the year awards, which is pretty huge in itself. He was also part of the OCO dynasty for a good portion of it, winning the Ultimus for them in S17, S18 and S19 which is cool.
Ily
You know, I am shocked and disgusted that you would even go on to question the ability of Carl Wheezer to play football at an effective level. He has been the top player at Retroville University for far too long to take shit like you're slinging his way. You will hear from our attorneys soon enough for this absolutely fabricated story and libel that you are attempting to spread to the league. If you were to take the time to read over Weezer's backstory and where he comes from via wikipedia, you'd see that he is partially a cyborg and asthma no longer concerns him in addition to any human weaknesses. People like Weezer spend too much time out on the field working their asses off for you to attempt to discredit their career. I love you, baby.
Why yes, this is a pretty interesting question that I can't say I thought of before due to the intricacies that can tend to go into a topic like this. In order to fully understand something like this, it requires basic comprehension of the workings of our universe and how we've gotten here. I like to think of this Guriin that you've asked me of as the fabric that generates the universe and is what allows it to constantly expand as we typically hear about from scientists and such. Sadly, I can't explain this too well due to my own lack of knowledge on the subject matter but maybe Guriin likes playing football it's hard to say in this manner.
Similar to the question above, this is one that's generally tougher than most to explain. It can sort of be paired up with the question above due to them loosely relating to each other and a sort of explanation behind our very own being. Dylan is sort of like the theory of everything and goes back thousands of years and how our Earth was formed and molded and all of that. In the end, I have to agree that Dylan is definitely Dylan and we can't do anything about that due to laws of nature that have been here for as long as any of us have.
To be real with you leafsman or leafs4ever or ryan leaf jr or whichever leaf you are I don't even know who you are, I honestly have no idea which of these teams is better than the other because I just rejoined the league and it's like bro who the heck is actually good in this league I don't know anything about these TPE numbers and who is the biggest and strongest with their total points earned.
As a result of this situation, I'm going to use the real life version for the situation that appears to answer your question in a sufficient manner. So typically, an outlaw is a human being which tend to be very smart individuals. It's also a fair assumption that a person with the term outlaw is equipped with a weapon, whether it be a gun or a knife or something. The logo of the actual team in the NSFL looks like it's from the wild west or something so we'll say this dude has a flintlock pistol or something cool like this. On the other side, we have an otter which is a pretty commonly known, nothing crazy about them mammal. Anyway, the outlaw would definitely shoot it dead in a fight.
Once again, I am not properly suited to answer a question like this due to my lack of knowledge on the league's situation. Leafer, I am beginning to realize that you are being very inconsiderate because I have no clue about any of these questions that you are asking me. You probably thought you were being some kinda goofball but I ended up converting these all into big word counts anyway so I could get the big bucks. But back to the question, I do believe that otters have an ass. This is not a debatable thing, as it is objectively proven that they have a rump in which they poop out of. It's hard to deny any potential that this ass does not exist because it is there in plain site for all to see.
I think that in a situation like this, it is important to get everything out in the open because without honesty my career as a footballer man controller will be worse than it should be. In all honesty, I have never played a game of Skyrim in my life and I have no idea what the heck you are referring to here. What are the options of what you can play with for this next Skyrim playthrough that you are asking about? This information is crucial so that I can decide what you play as a person who has never played the game of Skyrim before, because I fear that I am currently incapable of giving you an answer to this question of yours.
You know, this is a very tough question because the answer is so obvious that I don't want to make anyone feel bad because there is only one person that I can possibly say for this question so it's tough to say it. Of course, I am a sociopath so my favorite player of season 22 is Tom Sofa also known as my good friend Nameless Nathaniel. He is of the quarterback variety, and also has an amazing story for when he gets up to the NSFL and potentially has a great career. How are you not gonna look at the last overall of the season 21 DSFL draft and not be like yo this guy is a straight up goat.
I'll actually be serious for this one like I was when discussing Dan Schneider and the Hall of Fame hopes that I have for him. There's really no team that I want to go to above any of the others, they're all sort of at the ground level right now with none of them standing above another. Chances are this will probably change by the time the draft actually comes around but nothing really right now. I'm assuming this question is referring to the DSFL, but regardless I'll leave NSFL team talks to next year when that season comes up.
There isn't a team that I hate and would flip out and quit the league if I was drafted too due to me not being that kind of person because that's kind of wack. I'll go anywhere and be happy that I got drafted and all of that. I hold no ill feelings towards any teams because I'm pretty sure there's no one that I dislike on any of those or anything so we are all equal around here.
You know, this is probably the most compelling question of all that I've been asked so far in this session. In short, I have no idea what you're talking about.
(04-09-2020, 08:32 PM)jeffie43 Wrote:1. How's your day
Why, my day has been quite lovely, thank you for asking me. You know, I feel like too many people nowadays are all "What team do you want to go to" instead of "How are you doing on this fine evening." Something important that we tend to forget in our materialistic world is that we are all human beings and more than just a number on a football team like our society leads us to believe in. Anyway, I spent a solid very long time sleeping on this day, and I woke up at around 12 PM or something like that. Frankly, I am a struggling gamer and have had compulsive gaming disorder ever since I was a wee boy. If I'm not playing Star Wars the Old Republic until 2 in the morning, then am I a true hero to my people? It brings into question the morals that we hold near and dear to ourselves of whether we value the treasure of sleep versus saving the galaxy from the Sith who wish to destroy it. Anyway, my day has been good.
(04-09-2020, 08:32 PM)jeffie43 Wrote:2. Why Carl Wheezer
You know, I didn't really have much time to actually think up of a name when I came back to the National Simulation Football League after what has probably been like a solid four to five seasons of stopping earning with my old player Dan Schneider. I kind of just wanted to create quickly since I believe it was Thursday or Friday and wanted to claim the weekly stuff that I could and do all of the point tasks. As to why I came back to NSFL before actually answering, it was the Chicago drama. You'll find many people within sim leagues that get annoyed at drama and have it hurt their interest in the league, but it only charges me and I live for sports simulation league drama. It basically sparked me into coming back and being into the league again, so Jiggly is the reason I'm here right now.
But anyway, the main inspiration just came from me wanting to have a goofy fictional character that people like. Although this time, I'm glad that it isn't a guy who likes kids feet so we're already starting off strong in not having the legend of Dan Schneider. I was pretty much just thinking of old shows that I used to watch and characters that were just flat-out weird and Carl Wheezer just fits the mold perfectly because he is a pretty not flawed character in the series Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.
(04-09-2020, 08:32 PM)jeffie43 Wrote:3. Favorite Carl Wheezer moment
This is probably the toughest question of this set because there really are just too many moments of Carl Wheezer to pick out a certain one. In all honesty though, I haven't seen the show for a long time because I'm pretty sure they don't show reruns anymore so it's hard to casually catch the show anymore even if I want to. Really, I haven't even tried searching for it on the television but I still just haven't seen it seen at least like three to four years ago. However, one set of episodes that was probably my favorite involved the N-Men where they all got superpowers from radiation and there was also the superpower packets that they used to fight the League of Villains. Anyway, Carl Wheezer turns into Burp Boy and is capable of extremely powerful belches that wrecks all of the bad guys. He also turns invisible on accident at one point but I do not remember.
(04-09-2020, 08:32 PM)jeffie43 Wrote:4. Favorite Carl Wheezer meme
At the time that I'm writing this, I've spent a solid five minutes trying to find the image because I cannot find it for some reason and it's beginning to bother me. Actually, I found it but I'm really struggling to find the source of it or anything like that. I thought it was more prevalent of a thing and that it'd be really easy to find everything about it. It's hard to put my finger on it but I kind of just look at it and I can't stop looking at it because it seems like the perfect thing that you can do anything with to shitpost or something that you want. To me, it is even better than the croissant meme because that one seems a bit old and overused at this point and it is quite possible that some may describe it as a normie meme and therefore shamed from the community.
(04-09-2020, 08:32 PM)jeffie43 Wrote:5. If you had to choose a DSFL team to play for which one would it be
Honestly, I really have no preference when it comes to Development Simulation Football League teams and which one I would like to join as I enter the draft for season 22. I really don't know any of them well enough to care about which one I end up going to, although I am currently in four different team Discords from those that have either messaged them to me to check out or those who have just posted them in the main rookie Discord. Those ones might have a bit of an edge since I already know what to expect from there but at the same time it's basically nothing. Back in the days of Dan Schneider I was drafted by the Portland Pythons 12th overall and really enjoyed my time there although I wasn't in the locker room and chatting with people too much. However, it looks like all of the GMs have left and I'm sure there's a whole different assortment of coaches and core people in there that it doesn't mean anything anymore. I just want to go higher than 12th overall because this is my recreate with a bunch of money stored up so I have way more expectations than I had before and would be kind of disappointed to go lower.
(04-09-2020, 08:32 PM)jeffie43 Wrote:6. Why do you talk in OCO so much
First off, how dare you. I can't believe we have known each other on a first name basis for what has probably been like three months and you would just go and expose where I'm hiding out at for all of the world's government agencies to see. Still, there is prime reason for this and I will go on to explain it. The secondary reason, which I'll say first, is just because Dan Schneider is an OCO legend, for sure in the OCO Hall of Fame and I will sue the team for all that it's got if he is not inducted. It's pretty much the only locker room that I know in the NSFL so it's where I've been when discussing my recreate and asking for help and such. I've been in the rookie Discord a good bit, but generally I've stayed away from the main Discord because there's so many people in there that I don't know and it's like oh golly look at all of those people how about I don't go there.
Don't let this distract you though, there is one primary selfish reason that I have stayed in the OCO locker room even after taking a hiatus from the NSFL. This is simply the OCO Pro Baseball Experience gossip channel. We have the corner of secrecy in trust in which we discuss all of the PBE drama that is hot and spicy and everyone loves. On a serious note though, it is nice getting to talk about the league with a bunch of people that are from other teams than my own where I wouldn't be able to otherwise.
(04-09-2020, 08:32 PM)jeffie43 Wrote:7. How much joy did it bring you to see Dan Schneider finish last season off strong
When I first heard people going all "OMG DAN SCHNEIDER" and @ing me in the Discord and all of that, I had no idea what was going on. I'm pretty sure this was either the day of or the day after I decided to come back to the NSFL and create Carl Wheezer so in hindsight I think this was some sort of message for a purpose that I have no idea of I'm kind of just bsing here for word count. Being a part of OCO, the team that benefited from this, I learned about what actually went down fairly quickly. From my knowledge on the situation, it was the final week of the season with Chicago (Schneider's inactive dead body team) against New Orleans. Schneider decided to go off that game and got like two interceptions against New Orleans and was a large factor in the team winning the game because it shut down the New Orleans offense in the third or fourth quarter I forget. It ended up securing home field advantage for OCO because they lost their game earlier that stream I believe and were one game ahead. It ended up not amounting to anything because OCO lost but it would've been amazing if it did.
In all seriousness though, I do hope that Dan Schneider makes the NSFL Hall of Fame. I don't know much about football, at least enough to check how his career stats look, but I'm being told that there's a pretty solid chance and reason to induct him. From what I'm being informed, he is one of three defensive backs in the history of the league to win multiple defensive back of the year awards, which is pretty huge in itself. He was also part of the OCO dynasty for a good portion of it, winning the Ultimus for them in S17, S18 and S19 which is cool.
(04-09-2020, 08:32 PM)jeffie43 Wrote:8. Not a question but ily and hope you have a good day
Ily
(04-09-2020, 08:45 PM)moonlight Wrote:What do you tell teams when they ask about your asthma condition?
You know, I am shocked and disgusted that you would even go on to question the ability of Carl Wheezer to play football at an effective level. He has been the top player at Retroville University for far too long to take shit like you're slinging his way. You will hear from our attorneys soon enough for this absolutely fabricated story and libel that you are attempting to spread to the league. If you were to take the time to read over Weezer's backstory and where he comes from via wikipedia, you'd see that he is partially a cyborg and asthma no longer concerns him in addition to any human weaknesses. People like Weezer spend too much time out on the field working their asses off for you to attempt to discredit their career. I love you, baby.
(04-10-2020, 12:22 AM)Leafer Wrote:guriin?
Why yes, this is a pretty interesting question that I can't say I thought of before due to the intricacies that can tend to go into a topic like this. In order to fully understand something like this, it requires basic comprehension of the workings of our universe and how we've gotten here. I like to think of this Guriin that you've asked me of as the fabric that generates the universe and is what allows it to constantly expand as we typically hear about from scientists and such. Sadly, I can't explain this too well due to my own lack of knowledge on the subject matter but maybe Guriin likes playing football it's hard to say in this manner.
(04-10-2020, 12:22 AM)Leafer Wrote:dylan?
Similar to the question above, this is one that's generally tougher than most to explain. It can sort of be paired up with the question above due to them loosely relating to each other and a sort of explanation behind our very own being. Dylan is sort of like the theory of everything and goes back thousands of years and how our Earth was formed and molded and all of that. In the end, I have to agree that Dylan is definitely Dylan and we can't do anything about that due to laws of nature that have been here for as long as any of us have.
(04-10-2020, 12:22 AM)Leafer Wrote:why are the outlaws going to be better than otters?
To be real with you leafsman or leafs4ever or ryan leaf jr or whichever leaf you are I don't even know who you are, I honestly have no idea which of these teams is better than the other because I just rejoined the league and it's like bro who the heck is actually good in this league I don't know anything about these TPE numbers and who is the biggest and strongest with their total points earned.
As a result of this situation, I'm going to use the real life version for the situation that appears to answer your question in a sufficient manner. So typically, an outlaw is a human being which tend to be very smart individuals. It's also a fair assumption that a person with the term outlaw is equipped with a weapon, whether it be a gun or a knife or something. The logo of the actual team in the NSFL looks like it's from the wild west or something so we'll say this dude has a flintlock pistol or something cool like this. On the other side, we have an otter which is a pretty commonly known, nothing crazy about them mammal. Anyway, the outlaw would definitely shoot it dead in a fight.
(04-10-2020, 12:22 AM)Leafer Wrote:why are the otters ass
Once again, I am not properly suited to answer a question like this due to my lack of knowledge on the league's situation. Leafer, I am beginning to realize that you are being very inconsiderate because I have no clue about any of these questions that you are asking me. You probably thought you were being some kinda goofball but I ended up converting these all into big word counts anyway so I could get the big bucks. But back to the question, I do believe that otters have an ass. This is not a debatable thing, as it is objectively proven that they have a rump in which they poop out of. It's hard to deny any potential that this ass does not exist because it is there in plain site for all to see.
(04-10-2020, 01:14 AM)NamelessNate Wrote:What should I play as my next Skyrim playthrough?
I think that in a situation like this, it is important to get everything out in the open because without honesty my career as a footballer man controller will be worse than it should be. In all honesty, I have never played a game of Skyrim in my life and I have no idea what the heck you are referring to here. What are the options of what you can play with for this next Skyrim playthrough that you are asking about? This information is crucial so that I can decide what you play as a person who has never played the game of Skyrim before, because I fear that I am currently incapable of giving you an answer to this question of yours.
(04-10-2020, 01:14 AM)NamelessNate Wrote:Who is your favorite S22 player?
You know, this is a very tough question because the answer is so obvious that I don't want to make anyone feel bad because there is only one person that I can possibly say for this question so it's tough to say it. Of course, I am a sociopath so my favorite player of season 22 is Tom Sofa also known as my good friend Nameless Nathaniel. He is of the quarterback variety, and also has an amazing story for when he gets up to the NSFL and potentially has a great career. How are you not gonna look at the last overall of the season 21 DSFL draft and not be like yo this guy is a straight up goat.
(04-10-2020, 01:14 AM)NamelessNate Wrote:Who do you want to be drafted by?
I'll actually be serious for this one like I was when discussing Dan Schneider and the Hall of Fame hopes that I have for him. There's really no team that I want to go to above any of the others, they're all sort of at the ground level right now with none of them standing above another. Chances are this will probably change by the time the draft actually comes around but nothing really right now. I'm assuming this question is referring to the DSFL, but regardless I'll leave NSFL team talks to next year when that season comes up.
(04-10-2020, 01:14 AM)NamelessNate Wrote:Who do you not want to be drafted by?
There isn't a team that I hate and would flip out and quit the league if I was drafted too due to me not being that kind of person because that's kind of wack. I'll go anywhere and be happy that I got drafted and all of that. I hold no ill feelings towards any teams because I'm pretty sure there's no one that I dislike on any of those or anything so we are all equal around here.
(04-10-2020, 01:14 AM)NamelessNate Wrote:Can I delete this?
You know, this is probably the most compelling question of all that I've been asked so far in this session. In short, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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