Hi everybody, intrepid, handsome, good-smelling, investigative reporter Mat Akselsen here. I wanna talk about something that has been plaguing this league for quite some time now. The incessant and obvious rigging of the sims by the one and only Jayce Tuck (@ErMurazor). It's a lame con and something that has gone on long enough, and it's time someone exposed him for who he is!
How do I know all this? I was witness to the very act on Tuesday night, early Wednesday morning, and the results will simply floor you. Where's the evidence, you ask? Well, I managed to sneak in a recording device hidden in my prison pocket with a wireless connection to a miniature camera disguised as a button on my shirt. Ingenious, those boys in red don't even know what hit 'em! I got it all, caught em red handed, with their pants around their ankles, with..... no wait that was later that night. Either way, they were caught and I've linked up with all the best global newspapers to release these findings at the same time. The world will know the truth.
"Can you just show us the fucking video????"
I'M GETTING TO IT!
Anyway, the only thing that could have made this better would have been the Weinsteinian acussations of rape I would have leveled on the NSFL brass if they even TRIED to pat me down and strip search me. I was begging for it; just let those scumbags even try and caress their perfectly shaped hands on my fleshy thighs. I'd have loved to been there as they ogled over my misshapen ass and narrow shoulders. I could see it in their faces, they. Wanted. Me. So. Hard.
It's a wonder they only opened the door and let me in. Perverts probably wanted to take me to the back room and ravage me. Psychos. I had the DNC, Antifa, PETA, ACORN, and Obama on speed dial! I was ready.
However, what occurred was even worse. They let me in the door, went about their business, and didn't even fucking acknowledge me! The disrespect, the shame, the disdain I felt right then was worse than any physical abuse I could imagine. I wasn't being heard! I screamed at them, I yelled "It's my right to be heard!" and they just looked at me like I was crazy. One of them even drank a coke RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WITHOUT OFFERING ONE TO ME. Disgusting. I'll be having a meeting with my attorney about this and all charges will be pursued against these disgusting, red bastards!
But, that's a personal matter and nothing we should get into here. Here's the video you all so desperately need to see. What you are about to observe is a graphic display of a blatant abuse of power that the 1%ers use to keep us, the working people of the league down. These corporations use corrupt, non-organic, GMO simulations to keep the win-gap large for the other teams in the league: The Outlaws and the Hawks have 99% of the wins and the other teams on the league are down here splitting the scraps? Since the start of the league the top teams have only been TAKING a larger percentage of the wins from the blue-collar teams of the league. When I first joined this league, teams like the Yeti had a winning record, their players had a pension and they could afford a nice suburban home. Today they're living in the streets like beggars asking for wins while the establishment tries to keep them down. The Outlaws were built on the backs of teams like the Yeti and the Legion now watch the video for your proof.
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Please give @ErMurazor $23,230
23 Enigma is the belief that all incidents and events associated with number 23 (e.g. which happened on the 23rd of any month) are somehow tied into a centuries-old plan, possibly, devised by THEM.
Background
Robert Anton Wilson cites William S. Burroughs as being the first person to believe in the 23 enigma.[1] Wilson, in an article in Fortean Times, related the following story:
I first heard of the 23 enigma from William S Burroughs, author of Naked Lunch, Nova Express, etc. According to Burroughs, he had known a certain Captain Clark, around 1960 in Tangier, who once bragged that he had been sailing 23 years without an accident. That very day, Clark’s ship had an accident that killed him and everybody else aboard. Furthermore, while Burroughs was thinking about this crude example of the irony of the gods that evening, a bulletin on the radio announced the crash of an airliner in Florida, USA. The pilot was another captain Clark and the flight was Flight 23.
Burroughs wrote a short story in 1967 titled "23 Skidoo". The term "23 skidoo" was popularized in the early 1920s and means "it's time to get [leave] while the getting is good".
Robert Anton Wilson considered it an actual material-plane demonstration of confirmation bias.
[span style=\\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\\']Examples
The chromosome conspiracy claims that humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times when he was killed.
Olof Palme was shot around 23:23 local time (give or take 1.5 minutes).
The Earth is inclined on it's orbital plane by 23.5 degrees. The "point-five" can be represented as 5 = 2 + 3.
The Number 23, is the 23rd Movie directed by Joel Schumacher. It was also released in the United States on February 23, 2007. - but that's just marketing.
Serial killer Ted Bundy was allegedly executed on January 23, 1989. The records show that he was actually executed January 24, 1989 at 7:16 AM (7 + 16 = 23).
The sum of the first 23 primes is 874, which is divisible by 23.
There were 23 problems on David Hilbert's famous list of unsolved mathematical problems, presented to the International Congress of Mathematicians in Paris in 1900
The first message sent by telegraph was a quotation from the Book of Numbers, chapter 23, verse 23
23 is the width of the Arecibo Message, sent into Space in search of Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
23 is the TCP/IP port used for Telnet and is the default for the Telnet command.
The letter W has 2 points down and 3 up = 23 and is also below the numbers 2 and 3 or 23 it is also the 23rd letter of the alphabet
The September 11 attacks occurred on 9/11/2001, 9 + 11 + 2 + 1 = 23
23 occurs frequently in the Gorillaz franchise, particularly surrounding the character 2D
Mayor Guiliani's protected bunker was on the 23rd floor of Building. 7 which .also 'collapsed' on 9/11.
Building 7, although still standing at that time, was mentioned as having 'collapsed' 23 minutes into the BBC broadcast about the event on 9/11
A New York Times newspaper, found in the ruins of the Towers destroyed on 9/11 was dated June 23, 1969. 69 is 23 x 3[/span]
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How do I know all this? I was witness to the very act on Tuesday night, early Wednesday morning, and the results will simply floor you. Where's the evidence, you ask? Well, I managed to sneak in a recording device hidden in my prison pocket with a wireless connection to a miniature camera disguised as a button on my shirt. Ingenious, those boys in red don't even know what hit 'em! I got it all, caught em red handed, with their pants around their ankles, with..... no wait that was later that night. Either way, they were caught and I've linked up with all the best global newspapers to release these findings at the same time. The world will know the truth.
"Can you just show us the fucking video????"
I'M GETTING TO IT!
Anyway, the only thing that could have made this better would have been the Weinsteinian acussations of rape I would have leveled on the NSFL brass if they even TRIED to pat me down and strip search me. I was begging for it; just let those scumbags even try and caress their perfectly shaped hands on my fleshy thighs. I'd have loved to been there as they ogled over my misshapen ass and narrow shoulders. I could see it in their faces, they. Wanted. Me. So. Hard.
It's a wonder they only opened the door and let me in. Perverts probably wanted to take me to the back room and ravage me. Psychos. I had the DNC, Antifa, PETA, ACORN, and Obama on speed dial! I was ready.
However, what occurred was even worse. They let me in the door, went about their business, and didn't even fucking acknowledge me! The disrespect, the shame, the disdain I felt right then was worse than any physical abuse I could imagine. I wasn't being heard! I screamed at them, I yelled "It's my right to be heard!" and they just looked at me like I was crazy. One of them even drank a coke RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WITHOUT OFFERING ONE TO ME. Disgusting. I'll be having a meeting with my attorney about this and all charges will be pursued against these disgusting, red bastards!
But, that's a personal matter and nothing we should get into here. Here's the video you all so desperately need to see. What you are about to observe is a graphic display of a blatant abuse of power that the 1%ers use to keep us, the working people of the league down. These corporations use corrupt, non-organic, GMO simulations to keep the win-gap large for the other teams in the league: The Outlaws and the Hawks have 99% of the wins and the other teams on the league are down here splitting the scraps? Since the start of the league the top teams have only been TAKING a larger percentage of the wins from the blue-collar teams of the league. When I first joined this league, teams like the Yeti had a winning record, their players had a pension and they could afford a nice suburban home. Today they're living in the streets like beggars asking for wins while the establishment tries to keep them down. The Outlaws were built on the backs of teams like the Yeti and the Legion now watch the video for your proof.
[iframe width=\\\"560\\\" height=\\\"315\\\" src=\\\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZT4bpX5AXsI\\\" frameborder=\\\"0\\\" allowfullscreen][/iframe]
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620 Words23 Enigma is the belief that all incidents and events associated with number 23 (e.g. which happened on the 23rd of any month) are somehow tied into a centuries-old plan, possibly, devised by THEM.
Background
Robert Anton Wilson cites William S. Burroughs as being the first person to believe in the 23 enigma.[1] Wilson, in an article in Fortean Times, related the following story:
I first heard of the 23 enigma from William S Burroughs, author of Naked Lunch, Nova Express, etc. According to Burroughs, he had known a certain Captain Clark, around 1960 in Tangier, who once bragged that he had been sailing 23 years without an accident. That very day, Clark’s ship had an accident that killed him and everybody else aboard. Furthermore, while Burroughs was thinking about this crude example of the irony of the gods that evening, a bulletin on the radio announced the crash of an airliner in Florida, USA. The pilot was another captain Clark and the flight was Flight 23.
Burroughs wrote a short story in 1967 titled "23 Skidoo". The term "23 skidoo" was popularized in the early 1920s and means "it's time to get [leave] while the getting is good".
Robert Anton Wilson considered it an actual material-plane demonstration of confirmation bias.
[span style=\\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\\']Examples
The chromosome conspiracy claims that humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times when he was killed.
Olof Palme was shot around 23:23 local time (give or take 1.5 minutes).
The Earth is inclined on it's orbital plane by 23.5 degrees. The "point-five" can be represented as 5 = 2 + 3.
The Number 23, is the 23rd Movie directed by Joel Schumacher. It was also released in the United States on February 23, 2007. - but that's just marketing.
Serial killer Ted Bundy was allegedly executed on January 23, 1989. The records show that he was actually executed January 24, 1989 at 7:16 AM (7 + 16 = 23).
The sum of the first 23 primes is 874, which is divisible by 23.
There were 23 problems on David Hilbert's famous list of unsolved mathematical problems, presented to the International Congress of Mathematicians in Paris in 1900
The first message sent by telegraph was a quotation from the Book of Numbers, chapter 23, verse 23
23 is the width of the Arecibo Message, sent into Space in search of Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
23 is the TCP/IP port used for Telnet and is the default for the Telnet command.
The letter W has 2 points down and 3 up = 23 and is also below the numbers 2 and 3 or 23 it is also the 23rd letter of the alphabet
The September 11 attacks occurred on 9/11/2001, 9 + 11 + 2 + 1 = 23
23 occurs frequently in the Gorillaz franchise, particularly surrounding the character 2D
Mayor Guiliani's protected bunker was on the 23rd floor of Building. 7 which .also 'collapsed' on 9/11.
Building 7, although still standing at that time, was mentioned as having 'collapsed' 23 minutes into the BBC broadcast about the event on 9/11
A New York Times newspaper, found in the ruins of the Towers destroyed on 9/11 was dated June 23, 1969. 69 is 23 x 3[/span]
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