*Tale of McPoyal and Gregory Fletcher

[Alfredo_Pasta]

I am going to take a break from writing about my senior year of highschool and talk about something that many of you may not actually know. Me and Gregory Fletcher, currently the starting safety for the Baltimore Hawks and before that the best cornerback in the dsfl for the San Antonio Marshals, are actually related. How you ask? Well he is actually my first cousin. We grew up very close together, almost like brothers actually. I don't talk about him much in my diary entries about my football days because me and him went to different schools. That being said he helped me a lot getting me where I am today. He is only a year older than me so we were able to be pretty close without getting on each others nerves all of the time. That story I told in one of my first diary entries about me jumping off the roof and breaking my leg? Guess who's idea that was? You guessed it! Gregory Fletcher. He was crazy like that back in the day. Always getting me in trouble. Stealing stuff, blowing up stuff. Any kind of trouble we could get into we tried to do it. Another part of that roof story I never mentioned is that was not even our house or someone else's house we knew. We used to ride past this rich guy's house every day and he would always leave in the summertime and go down to Florida. So we jumped over his privacy house to swim. He had an antenna that you could climb up and that's how we got in the roof. When i broke my leg and fractured my ankle Gregory Fletcher actually had to drag me out of the property so we wouldn't get in trouble. It worked pretty well. We told our parents we jumped out of a tree and that's how it Happened. I actually just recently told my parents the truth about it. Anyways that's all there is really to that story. Gregory Fletcher and I used to do everything as kids. We actually worked out together a lot to get into shape, another story I left out of my diary, mostly because it's better to tell for the story of cousins that became brothers separately. When I got married to my wife, Page Remington Lilly widdler, he was my best man. We had a really good time at my wedding. We got so wasted together my wife, Page Remington Lilly Widdler had to drag me out of the dance floor and basically carry me to the airport so we could make our flight. Speaking of weddings. I was also Gregory Fletchers best man during his wedding. He got married to the very beautiful Linda Rose Stain Tilda. Kind of a bland name (hopefully Gregory Fletcher never reads this) but she's very beautiful nice and smart. We wanted to to the same college and play together since we never did in high school. Unfortunately he got accepted into Ohio State and I got accepted into the university of Cincinnati. We had to go where we got scholarships because our families were not the richest. But hopefully someday when I get drafted into the Nsfl I will end up on whatever team he is on, currently the Baltimore Hawks. So thank you Gregory Fletcher for be a brother to me. Thank you for helping become the football player I am today. Thank you for helping me become the man I am today. And most importantly thank you for introducing me to my beautiful wife, Page Remington Lilly Widdler.

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