Sign the 2 time Inactive Ultimus Trophy Winner!

[Durden]

I'm ded soon, so sign me.


Min contract, don't need playing time. I'll take your Ultimus'. I'm a good luck charm

[timeconsumer]

Didn't you win Ultimus 3 times? AZ once and OC twice?

[tbone415]

Didn't you win Ultimus 3 times? AZ once and OC twice?

Yeah but do those really count

[Durden]

Nah, AZ traded me in S2 because I called out players in the LR because they couldn't handle the heel persona that season.


Didn't realize Otters won in S5 as well. Hard to tell when there isn't even a S5 Playoff Index in the Playoff index section. Good job there :facepalm:



So... 3 time champ! Wew!

[DeathOnReddit]

Nah, AZ traded me in S2 because I called out players in the LR because they couldn't handle the heel persona that season.

Lol

[automatic]

Yeah but do those really count 

lol they don’t. It’s an asterisk

[Durden]

Durden - 3x champ in 5 seasons.


You know you want that on your team.


Will sign anywhere in the NSFL except AZ and OC.


Would help if you had cool people that I know on your team.





Also, no bzerkap. He's weird.

[timeconsumer]

Will sign anywhere in the NSFL except AZ and OC.

Dear god what have we done? We've alienated the goat!

[Durden]

Dear god what have we done? We've alienated the goat!

I am not an alien, sir. :angry:

[automatic]

I am not an alien, sir.  :angry:

OCO championships with Durden: 2
OCO championships without Durden: 0
Can’t be a coincidence. Call Agents Muller and Scully