Balthazar Crindy, who was recently thawed from an medical experiment gone awry and now intends to play in the NSFL, granted ESPN8 this exclusive pre-draft interview.
Crindy, 22, once a star tight end on the LSU football team in 1989, was born to play the game... 51 years ago.
When asked what NSFL team he'd like to play for, Crindy was coy and professional, obviously trained to give a non-binding answer. "I'm definitely interested in all the teams. Though I have friends in the league, I hold no loyalties to current NSFL teams and only want to help win a championship."
We later prodded Crindy on his hometown team, the New Orleans Second Line, and Crindy admitted. "I'm from Louisiana. Being drafted by the Second Line would be a dream come true."
But then he backtracked, explaining that his career goals were to "To hang out with friends on NSFL, and given my position, have a Witten-like impact for a long, long time."
If he had any teams in mind, or any teams he's rather avoid, Crindy was surprisingly frank while also being noncommittal.
"I'm very open to any team. But, I want to play with good people. As opposed to immature, misogynistic, dickbags. I would rather quit NSFL than be forced into a discord channel with dickbags."
Perhaps decades on ice, has given him unusual patience for a 22 year old. Is immediate team success something he demands? "I don't mind being part of something bigger than myself. I'm ready for the big leagues, starter or not."
And what about the millions of dollars soon to be headed his way? "As long as I have money to train, money isn't an object for me. "
Science survivor Balthazar Crindy continues to star in the DSFL as the S8 draft approaches. He caught a touchdown pass in his very first game with the DSFL's Tijuana Luchadores, and through six games has 33 catches for 185 yards and two touchdowns, the second-most scores in the DSFL for tight ends.
Crindy, 22, once a star tight end on the LSU football team in 1989, was born to play the game... 51 years ago.
When asked what NSFL team he'd like to play for, Crindy was coy and professional, obviously trained to give a non-binding answer. "I'm definitely interested in all the teams. Though I have friends in the league, I hold no loyalties to current NSFL teams and only want to help win a championship."
We later prodded Crindy on his hometown team, the New Orleans Second Line, and Crindy admitted. "I'm from Louisiana. Being drafted by the Second Line would be a dream come true."
But then he backtracked, explaining that his career goals were to "To hang out with friends on NSFL, and given my position, have a Witten-like impact for a long, long time."
If he had any teams in mind, or any teams he's rather avoid, Crindy was surprisingly frank while also being noncommittal.
"I'm very open to any team. But, I want to play with good people. As opposed to immature, misogynistic, dickbags. I would rather quit NSFL than be forced into a discord channel with dickbags."
Perhaps decades on ice, has given him unusual patience for a 22 year old. Is immediate team success something he demands? "I don't mind being part of something bigger than myself. I'm ready for the big leagues, starter or not."
And what about the millions of dollars soon to be headed his way? "As long as I have money to train, money isn't an object for me. "
Science survivor Balthazar Crindy continues to star in the DSFL as the S8 draft approaches. He caught a touchdown pass in his very first game with the DSFL's Tijuana Luchadores, and through six games has 33 catches for 185 yards and two touchdowns, the second-most scores in the DSFL for tight ends.
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