*Crushing Some Dirty Rice

Beaver · (This post was last modified: 07-01-2018, 05:07 AM by PigSnout.)

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After a quiet start to free agency, we are close to having some dominoes fall as Orange County wide receiver Carlito Crush decides where he will play next season. After being spotted by paparazzi heading into the local Bovo Temple speculation has run wild that he may sign with the upstart Second Line who recently solidified themselves as the best team in the NSFL by far and indisputably.

In order to sweeten the pot, so to speak, local restaurant NawlinsEats has promised Mr. Crush a lifetime supply of free dirty rice if he decides to sign with the Second Line. Dirty rice, of course, is the traditional creole rice dish with bell peppers, jalapenos, garlic, onions, bay leaves, lots of Cajun spices, and chicken liver.

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Could this meal be in Carlito Crush's future?

Not to be topped, a local Orange County restaurant recently released a statement saying that if he re-signs with the Otters they will supply him with free quinoa and tofu burgers. Tempting.

The Beaver News Network has heard that New Orleans is putting the full court press on Carlito Crush as they look to build on their franchise's first postseason appearance last season as they lost in the Ultimus championship. Local artists have come together to record songs trying to entice him to come to the city and the mayor of New Orleans even offered him a key to the city.

In the end, this unbiased source of news and commentary expects Crush to sign with the Second Line for the simple reason that we all know what happens at the end of Season Two in Orange County...

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