Every child, male and female, born in the City of New Orleans since 11:21 AM today has been named Carlito Crush Jr. It is an unprecedented phenomena that has been occurring since the star wide receiver and his agent announced Crush would be bringing his immense talent to the Second Line. I pity the teachers that are going to have to deal with a classroom of 60 kids with the same name, but that’s why they get paid the big bucks.
In other news, local stores are sold out of Crisco, condoms, and lube following the signing. We anticipated hospitals in the greater New Orleans area are going to have a busy few weeks in about 9 months. Welcome to the Second Line Carlito!
@JKortesi81
In other news, local stores are sold out of Crisco, condoms, and lube following the signing. We anticipated hospitals in the greater New Orleans area are going to have a busy few weeks in about 9 months. Welcome to the Second Line Carlito!
@JKortesi81
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