(S6) - PT5 - Sherlock

[Renrut]

Hmm, a conspiracy I believe in...well there isn’t much. I don’t think we faked the moon landing. I don’t think the Earth is flat. I don’t think JFK was shot by any one other than Lee Harvey Oswald, and I don’t believe the government had anything to do with Ruby then killing Oswald. Over at the SBA, I don’t believe in the Bulletspiracy either. A conspiracy you say...hmm. This is a tough one.

Not so much a “conspiracy”, but rather something made up...but I don’t believe in momentum in the game of football. I think it is some made up bullshit. These guys are professionals playing a game. In the heat of the moment out on that field I don’t think they care about one play getting away from them, and then two, and then three. Or another team scoring takes their ability to make plays away. I’m not buying it. Good teams sometimes have bad days. Bad teams sometimes have good days. Bad teams are also bad a lot of the time, that’s why they’re letting games slip away and not making plays, not because they fear some made up momentum bullshit and let it affect them every time they go back out to play. And just because they happen to make some plays and go score they suddenly get the momentum back? Nope, it’s called the other team had a letdown and missed their opportunity to stop that team. Not momentum.

[Supersquare04]

I have been hearing a lot about how this league is all some computer simulation machine, where individual gods all run our life decisions, whether we succeed in life or are a bust. I've heard some guys talking about the god of football, they call him 'the consumer of time' and how they believe that there are actually millions of universes, in some the Wraiths have even beaten the otters in the ultimus. They call this theory 'the test sim theory'. And when you think about it it all kinds of makes sense. Sometimes when I get onto that field I feel like I've already played this game a thousand times in another test sim universe. Sometimes it really rattles my head and confuses other people when I talk about it with them. You wouldn't believe the kind of looks I get sometimes when I talk about this. Some people just can't fathom that we aren't actual human beings, and instead tiny dots on an ethereal plain run by nothing more than a fake god that consumes all of time. Also, just a side note but I think that Dermot Lavelle guy might be involved somehow, I think he is associated with the gods a little bit, but not enough to get the Wraiths an ultimus apparently.

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[KimJungBigDong]

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Everything you know is wrong. They don't want you to know the truth. It scares them. Big Green doesn't want this to get out.

That's right. Green doesn't exist.

No, not green energy. That stuff is great and will save us. The color green itself doesn't exist.

Think about it, have you ever seen a green star? NO! There are no green stars! And don't give me this crap about our eyes "not being able to see green well enough". If our eyes can't see it as green, then IS IT GREEN?! I DON'T THINK SO.

Green lights? They don't exist either. Those are really just blue and yellow lights mixed together.

RGB monitors? Lies. Why would they change the colors for monitors when we have a perfectly good system for paint? BECAUSE BIG GREEN WANTS YOU TO THINK GREEN IS IMPORTANT.

Big Green has been controlling the population for centuries now, dating back to the early 1200's. Why do you think people see green as "correct"? BIG GREEN. Why do you think green bars indicate healthiness? BIG GREEN. Why do you think money is green? BIG GREEN.

Don't believe their lies, dear friends. Big Green has had our society by the balls, and we need to FIGHT BACK!

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Dean Jackson likes to indulge in many not realistic at all, but fun to think about conspiracy theories. There is one idea, though, that Jackson refuses to call a mere theory. He believes it is apart from the daydreams of children; separate from the ravings of scantily dressed, addicted to various substances old men. He believed it is fact. Dean Jackson believes that dolphins are sentient. And not only this, but their minds are far ahead of our own! You see, there is... minimal evidence to support this theory, but that’s what makes it so believable. The dolphins are highly intelligent, but they lack human’s greatest evolutionary advantage: thumbs. Although able to answer philosophies most important questions through the ages, they cannot construct such weapons as we, making them all but defenseless should we turn against them. For this reason, they stay hidden. The dolphins we see are only a minute fraction of the millions below the waves. They’re the scouts - the watchful eyes always on alert for any possible human transgressions.

Jackson hopes that one day, the world will be ready to co-exist with the dolphins... but today is not that day. And so, the kicker keeps his knowledge to himself. With him, the secret of nature’s most fishy mammal will remain.

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[jparks98]