(S6) - PT5 - Sherlock

[Zoone16]

The Japanese are going to conquer the world through the use of anime. Ok yeah, call me crazy but have you seen how many people of ALL AGES still watch that shit? I’m telling you, they’re pre-conditioning us to take over through subliminal messages. Why do you think that Pokémon is so popular and that Pikachu is still the most recognizable face of the franchise? Pika Pika? That’s not being cute, he’s poisoning you and your children, telling you to consume Japanese products for the glory of the true eternal empire. What? You still don’t believe me ok. Dragonball Z’s popularity made multiple generations of children want to learn martial arts. Which ones? Judo, Karate, Taekwondo are the most popular by far and where are they from? That’s right Japan. One Punch Man? It’s the next step in the indoctrination of Western culture. They’re telling you what to do with this workout routine of 100 Push-Ups, 100 Sit-Ups, 100 Squats and 10km Running (that’s 6.2 miles) and to repeat it 7 days a week, every week as if it would make someone strong. At least the indoctrination doesn’t seem to have much of an effect on Americans as they have proven to be way too lazy to get moving, preferring to take the car to go one block away. Good job America. Keep up the good fight!

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[ralams123]

There is an epidemic that has happened in the NSFL that only a few have realized, many are not woke enough to understand that this whole league is one big setup by ER. In fact we are not even real players Ballerstorm was a multi from the beginning as ER made him his first alter ego creating a league to attract fans of football or sim leagues. As time passed real people in fact indeed join the league but were sucked into a world of limbo as ER gladly took on their players personality and molded the league into the NERML (National ER Multi League). Players are starting to catch on and dont know when they will be next, new players are tested to make sure they are not already breeded into multis and old players who become inactive fall into the hands of ER. At this point we dont know who is a multi who isn't, I could be one and whoever is reading this could be too. Watch your back on any players who claim to be brothers, relatives, know what they are doing in there first sim league, or from Saskatoon. Make sure to watch your back and trust no one as they or you could be the next ER multi.

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[ErMurazor]

The Outlaws new leadership colluded with the league to push the great Er out of Arizona. Think about it, Jayce Tuck was the figurehead of the Arizona Outlaws and the puppet master behind the scenes. Suddenly, a new group of general managers step up and do not like being told to dance when it pleases Er. The next thing you know half of the team disappears in the night, mostly those loyal to Er, and Er is traded away to the Yellowknife Wraiths and then silenced for an entire year.

The numbers get even more obvious when you stop and take a look what the Outlaws took for Er. They traded him away to the Yellowknife Wraiths for a single first round pick? Rumor around the league is they spent something like 8 different draft picks to get this guy. Why the hell would they ever move him for so little? He is the greatest player to ever set foot on a National Simulation Football Field. It has been said multiple times that the Outlaws’ stadium in Arizona is the house that Er built and now its empty.

The only thing I cannot figure out is what do they have on @Bzerkap to get him to go along with this whole operation? How deep does this go? They say I am the evil one, but from my perspective they evil.

[Daybe]

I'm a pretty down to earth man. I believe in a lot of things, such as the value of good education. Which is why I believe that pineapple on pizza was an invention created by the government. Think about it. Want to make something so unpopular and polarizing? Just put pineapple on pizza. People will fight over it, and the government doesn't get any blame over some of the bigger areas where they screw up. If people are arguing about what they put on pizza, then they can't argue about who's president, and why. It's a win-win situation. Now, everyone knows that pineapple on pizza was a terrible invention that took shape during the Richard Nixon years. Of course it was Tricky Dick! That man was up to no good whatsoever. There are photographs of Richard Nixon posing in front of many boxes of pineapple pizza. So what's the solution? Well, we just ban food altogether! If there's no food, then people can't complain about pineapple on pizza. We can make this work in a number of ways, but the first step I would take is to ban Dermot, ban ADwyer87, timeconsumer, and Bzerkap (All known multis of the one and only ErMurazor). This will ensure that we can take positive steps forward as a country.

[Alfredo_Pasta]

So there is just some out right crazy shit that people believe in. And I am here to tell you all of the crazy ass shit I believe in. Fucking aliens. They exist straight up. Ya boy Glenn McPoyal absolutely believes in aliens. I'll start off with the straight crazy shit. There was definitely a UFO that crashed in Roswell new Mexico. The government insisted it was just a weather balloon experiment that went wrong. I've been there.. to the crash site that is. I've been to Roswell New Mexico and I gotta tell ya it has an eerie feeling. Now there's rumors that when the UFO crashed in Roswell new Mexico that the government took the bodys to a military base. The base I know all too well. Wright Patterson air force base in Dayton Ohio. Hanger three I believe is where the bodies are rumored to be. I used to go there all the time, to the air force base that is. They have the national Aviation museum there and I've always loved planes. Now in my rational state of mind I don't really believe there are little green men running around, although I want to believe. I do believe, in fact I'd be willing to bet all the football money I've ever made into saying there is some kind of alien life out there in space, even if it's just a plant of anything really.

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[HENDRIX]

In this sim engine, I believe there is a force that is overlooking us all. A power that is hard to comprehend, I am talking about what I could best describe as the Sim God. I realized a few weeks ago all of our efforts are futile. Scouting draft prospects, scouting free agents, strategizing every week before a game, all the results to all that stuff is already determined by the Sim God, we have no control over our destiny. All that preparation type of stuff does for us is make it feel like we are doing something. It doesn't matter how much effort you put in, if you're in the wrong game at the wrong time you're going to get what's coming to you. This Sim God is not interested in sacrifices either, believe me I have tried. I have climbed bare foot to the top of the highest mountains and offered up wins, draft picks, and players. Every time I tried I got smitten. You may ask what is the motivation to endure this, well for one, I need something to do that kills some time. And two, I'm interested to see how all this unfolds over time. (200)

[RedCydranth]

Marc doesn't believe in conspiracy theories like the Illuminati or Lizard People. He's a man of science, however he's open minded about the super natural. After all, yesterday's magic is today's science. So, whenever he hears of something that seems impossible or borderline improbable, Marc determines the scientific probability that it is a hoax. More often than not, there is some piece of evidence that overwhelmingly casts a shadow on the claim. But sometimes there's so much circumstantial evidence that it is almost improbable that all the claims are false. One such case is Aliens. While never seeing one, or experienced a close encounter, he subscribes to the belief in aliens. Being a historical scholar, he's aware that multiple civilizations across the globe, at various points throughout history, have recorded accounts of seeing extra terrestrials. Not to mention, the scientific probability of life starting on a planet is immensely small, the vastness of the universe counters that fraction tenfold. So, even if these beings never visited our planet, there's still a very plausible probability that they do, in fact, exist somewhere. Despite the mathematics behind his theory, there is still no solid evidence, so many people oppose his belief and it has caused much distress. Especially with a family member who uses holy scripture to denounce Marc's belief in aliens. The irony of this entire disagreement is not lost on Marc.

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[adam2552]

[White Cornerback]

Anybody who's spent time in the NSFL knows about the ER conspiracy which turned out to be true, or the Las Vegas Legion retirement scandal which turned out to be true, If you're from the SBA , then you know about the bulletspiracy, if you're from the SHL you know about the Daddygate scandal, but ladies and gents what I'm about to reveal to you is top secret and must not leave the point tasks section of the site.

By now you're all aware of timeconsumers recent promotion to the simmer/streamer role but what you didn't know was the top secret program suspiciously shortened to be known as the "RFR" program. "RFR" stands for "Rigs for Rigs" and we have insider knowledge that all it took for this program to be initiated was a straight swap of a single copy of the game famously know as "Draft Day Sports Pro Football 18" for what our quickly shot pictures outlined as a possibly a graphics card or more scarily, a firearm.

The pictures came to light and fueled rumors that the disgraced NSFL commissioner is due to step down at the end of this season. We have gained exclusive knowledge that the NSFL HO is planning on resimming nearly all 6 seasons at the end of this years ultimus before re-writing the entire history books to reflect the resims after this earth shattering scandal.

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[nunccoepi]

So, Verso L'Alto doesn't really believe in any conspiracy theories. He was raised too no-nonsense for that. If anything, he's overly skeptical about things he should probably be concerned about (but that's a story for another time). However, as Verso L'Alto has been learning more about the culture around him in Tijuana, he has been shocked to learn about some of the rather outrageous and ludicrous beliefs that some of the locals still hold fast to. For example, although it is hard to be certain with his still laughable command of the Spanish language, on more than one occasion, he was certain that he heard the locals claim that Donald Trump is completely made up. Not that he is an imaginary person, but some of the locals believe that the United States citizens have fabricated his election and political positions in some type of geo-political posturing. Of all things, they point to his Twitter feed as an evidence of his incompetence. Each time, Vero L'Alto has tried to explain that this would make no sense for the countru and that no sane American would prefer to be represented in this way (not to mention that this would be an impossibly difficult secret to maintain). An yet, each time he is left shaking his head as the Tijuananos stare at him disapprovingly and mutter to themselves as they turn away.

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