(S6) - PT5 - Sherlock

[iamslm22]

People are talking about a lot of conspiracies but Avon Blocksdale has one that he absolutely cannot shake. It's a weird feeling. It's a feeling that despite how he has played that none of it is real. Avon feels like he is in a simulation. He doesn't know why he feels like this but it feels bizzare. First off Avon started off his career as an offensive lineman. He had a terrible arm. He couldn't throw, but he was incredibly strong and a good blocker. Then during the off season before S4 Avon lost a ton of weight and all the sudden was a pro bowl level passer. Seems kind of insane right? Not at all realistic. Then QB of the team Scrub Kyubee, a good passer and slow footed QB, switched to safety. Where all of the sudden he's a valuable piece. This is not something that is supposed to happen but Avon couldn't help but be OK with it. He hears rumors of this over lord Draft Day Sports Pro Football. He feels as though those words are behind this bizarre simulation conspiracy. Avon noticed numerous other offensive line man have felt the same. Winchester, Clegane, Akselsen, Hendrix, Yates and Sharpei all switched positions flawlessly. But how?

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[Dangles13]

I fully believe in the existence of extraterrestrial beings and I further believe that they have spent time on Earth. The Men In Black, Aliens, Predator and E.T. are all loosely based on real life events but the government does NOT want you to know about it. A few brave souls have acquired top secret documents over the years and have slowly used Hollywood films to get their message out. People have acquiesced the fact that we may not be alone in the universe. How else could you explain the pyramids, Easter Island, Stone Henge or Connor McDavid? Super advanced technology must have been used to build some of the great wonders of this world; man would still be beating their mates with clubs anytime they wanted sex otherwise.

Space Jam showcased just how some athletes could be that good and that was just a prototype of the science used to bio-engineer super beings. McDavid, Tom Brady and LeBron James are all examples of these "people" who seem human but are in fact extraterrestrial in some part. You might think that I am talking nonsense but I defy to prove me wrong. The man has been trying to keep down true prophets, like Fox Mulder, down for years.

[JKortesi81]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that aliens crashed in Roswell, New Mexico and are currently being held at Area 51. Why is this even a conspiracy theory? Everyone knows its true. There is definitely life on other planets, and they’re more advanced that this primitive society we live in. I’m sure these aliens were just hammered on some bad ass alien pimp juice that’s probably like 1,000 proof and they made a mistake you know? Now they’re stuck here on Earth because we don’t have any of the components to help them out with their super advanced technology. So they just kind of have to chill out in the desert because if any humans see them, we’d freak the fuck out and the world would just kill itself. As a result, they have this bad ass underground bunker where they get all of the Mountain Dew and Cheetos we can give them, and then just chug handles of Tito’s Vodka while learning the ins and outs of hot ass Earth chicks and what they’re all about. They probably live for like thousands of years and shit so they just have to wait for someone on Earth to discover some shit like Vibranium so they can fix their ship and get outta here. (212)

[AwkwardCowboy]

Now listen, my boy Mark. I don't mean no disrespect by this, weirdly he has been one of the nicest guys to get along with on this team to the rookie. You know sometimes I think he throws a floater my way on purpose just to keep my confidence up! I've seen him practice, and as I'm sure you all know, some days he just don't look right. I'm sure y'all have heard about those away games, most efficient passer around suddenly can't quit giving it away. And yeah there's a lot to be said for working in the other team's stadiums and stuff, but one thing I don't see anybody talking about is the uniforms. At home we wear those sleek purples, yeah? But on the road we rep the whites. Sure maybe to most people it's easy 'Green vs purple super different.' Maybe...maybe...but, and this is from a place of love...maybe teams looking at drafting him should be having him have a colorblindness test. Like sure maybe to most of us, it's easy to tell the difference, but then in the heat of the moment, we all fall back on our instincts, and when we practice, the offense, those boys wear the purps and we wear the whites. So if his instincts when he sees these huge men coming straight at him are screaming "throw it to the grey jerseys not the whites..." Accidents can happen, I'm just saying.

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(Sorry bb is only a joke xoxox)

[Toasty]

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]Is Osama Bin Laden Dead and who really killed him?[/div]
I want to start out and say that I believe he is dead, but I got about three kids in my class that say he is either not dead or he did not die from US soldiers. First off they say that twenty-two of how ever many there were Seals are dead that took him down are now dead. They also say that they think that one of his own men turned on him and killed him, and if that didn't happen that he died of old age. One even says that they had a one of his relatives dress up as him and he is still alive living in the Bahamas. I think they are some of the biggest dumb nuts on the Earth, but one of their claims make sense, we had screwed up so many times trying to get him, they clearly had someone on the inside informing him, what was so different this time that they were able to get to him. So what do you guys believe that happened really happened that happened on that May 11th, 2011 night? Did the Seals really kill him? Did he have a "clone"? I personally think that he was killed by the US Seals.

~Mason Brown (A.K.A. Fire-Bred)

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[speculadora]

The number one conspiracy theory occupying this tight end is whether or not my own GM, Borkus Maximus III, intentionally held me back this season. By playing me exclusively at tight end this season he was able to suppress my statistical output enough that his own player, Borkus Maximus III, could win offensive rookie of the year. Once Borkus Maximus III started playing me in the slot, my performance took off. I scored my first touchdown, had a twelve reception game, and saw far more targets than when I lined up next to our offensive tackles. Meanwhile Borkus Maximus III was able to ride the coat tails of our star receiver, Dustin Evans, to a respectable season and status as the presumptive favorite for the offensive rookie of the year award. The evidence is quite frankly overwhelming as Borkus Maximus III told me "Yes I did sabotage you this season, Poopyface Tomatonose". After everything I did for him, I could hardly believe it. I was his check down target when he was too afraid to throw the ball down field. I was the only full time player to not let a defensive player pile drive him into the turf. I was everything he asked and more, and he betrayed me. It be ya own people, man.

[PaytonM34]

Growing up, Brian Mills had very conservative and elderly parents. When growing up, he listened to Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Rush and Van Halen. His parents were the type of folks to listen to more wholesome music, focusing less on sex, drugs, and rock and roll, and more about having a picnic or walking down to the beach... His parents always told him stories about how Jimmy Page and Ozzy Osbourne were satanists and that Eddie Van Halen had sold his soul to the Devin to get his skill to play the guitar so demonically. Brian had heard stories about how if you listen to Led Zeppelin backwards , it would be satanic messages and songs about the anti-christ. He had heard the stories about Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off of a bat at a live performance. He had heard about all of the theories about this generation of music ruining the childhood of kids everywhere. But instead of looking at the facts, and disregarding the insane stories about these rock legends, Brian chose to believe each and every one of them, because that is what makes this music so bad-ass. Bring on the satan worshipers, cuz they make some damn good music.

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[manicmav36]

The Loch Ness Monster is 100% real. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “How can an animal that many believe to be a plesiosaur, a dinosaur that went extinct 65 million years ago, still be alive?” The simple answer? Science. Don’t ask me to specifically explain the science, it would take far too long, and you probably wouldn’t understand it anyways. But, that doesn’t matter. We have dozens of reported sightings of this animal. Take for instance this famous photo shot in 1934. PHOTO. Sure, people claim to have irrefutable evidence that this photo is in fact a fake because allegedly the actual photographer admitted it, but, I just don’t believe it. The picture is just too good to deny. Then, there’s this pair of photos, shot in 1972, that clearly show a fin or flipper. Never mind that we have no way of proving where these photos were taken, or what exactly could be in the photo, the photographer said it was the Loch Ness Monster, so it must be true. People don’t lie about things like this, they just have no reason to. Besides, if the Loch Ness Monster truly wasn’t real, why wouldn’t the Scottish government just come out and tell us? Because the “myth” of the Loch Ness monster brings in $35millon annually in tourism for them? Don’t be silly, governments have NEVER lied to the world for money. Open your eyes sheeple, the Loch Ness Monster is real.

[toivo]

The inner harbor, mannnn. You ever think about how it's weird that this harbor is so filthy that it they won't even classify it as water? I saw some tourists jump in there and the whole area was quarantined and the tourists e-vac'd out of there. I have never seen a fish in that water, it's the absolute worst thing I've encountered. I'm so skeptical that I think there's something else going on. Deep underground of Baltimore must be some kind of project. The Baltimore Project... Wonder what they're doing in there? Developing man-eating robots? All under the guise of improving production and manufacturing, but rest assured, these robots are meant to kill you, eat your body as fuel, and continue on until they take over for the ultra-rich controllers. People say that I don't have enough faith in the goodness of humanity, but I've seen the these robots, working together you know, to open a door. They're opening doors today, and tomorrow they're lodging a spear into you and twisting it open to harvest all your organs out to keep the ultra-rich living off young body parts. You better believe that, or you're going to get caught off guard when the robots come.

[Bwestfield]

Conspiracies are apart of Bradley Westfield’s life. Constantly looking for the next big one. Multi’s are a big thing in the NSFL and Bradley is always on the lookout for the the next person who gets caught. He prys and peeks, snoops and sneaks, always looking for one person to have a slip. In truth he never hopes to find anything at all which he hasnt, however he looks anyways. There is always something to find. There are so many places to look and trying to read into when certain people are online and how they present themselves. They could write very well one week and write so terribly it isnt even legible every other week. IP tracking is also another way to check. See who uses the same IP’s without posting in the Same IP’s thread. VPN’s can avoid this however it just increases the rate in which a simple mistake can happen. As a banker he has bank records at his fingertips and will search records for every player looking for that hidden or secret transaction that slipped through the cracks. Meticulously scanning and searching for the needle in the haystack that doesn't exist. Beware NSFL players. He is watching.