(S8) - PT 1 - Draft Party

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Dean Jackson is almost certain he's told this exact, or at least, very similar, story/situation to reporters in a 200 word format before. But no matter. Jackson isn't typically a big party kind of guy, He doesn't abstain entirely, but he indulges in alcohol only in careful moderation. He loves loud music, but only when it's the Phoenix Symphony performing a characteristically forte Tchaikovsky piece; otherwise he prefers a more moderate volume.
But, your name getting called on draft day for the National Simulation Football League only happens once in a lifetime, so Dean Jackson started the day with close friends and family... and ended it with them. In contrast, the next day he got completely wasted and roamed downtown Phoenix, spending an hour at any given bar before traveling to the next. He had hired a limo and a chauffeur to drive him around, of course. Don't ever drink and drive, kids.
As he moved bar to bar, his entourage grew exponentially larger. Jackson can't actually remember this himself, but apparently the Phoenix police department had to break up the mob blocking a street at 10pm that night. If you look carefully at videos of the incident, you can find Jackson in the center of the crowd.

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