(S8) - PT 3 - What if

[PaytonM34]

What if Brian Mills hadn't gone semi-inactive for the past month and a half. Maybe NOLA would be champions. Scratch that, NOLA is already champions, better than all you other scrub teams out there. Does your GM have the cutest pupper on the planet? Didn't think so, because NOLA does. Maybe if I hadn't been so inactive recently I would've stayed on as the Luchadores GM. Maybe the Luchadores would have won the Ultimini if i had more time to gameplan in S7. Scratch that again, the Luchadores are the single greatest DSFL team the world has ever seen. We got Nunc out there slingin mad gameplans out like crazy, and Ben Horne who i'm pretty sure has a PhD in football-ology out there bringing the locker room together. All you other DSFL teams cower to the sight of the mighty mexican team located in Tijuana. Oh and I didn't even mention that Brian Mills went #19 overall in Beezer's rankings. Had i not gone inactive , Brian Mills would be already inducted into the not yet formed Hall of Fame of the NSFL, with statues being built across the country. And don't even get me started on Flonkerton and how much more badass he would be if i was around to shoot fire bolts at whoever looked at Max the wrong way.

dont @ me


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