This is part of an article by Boris Borison of the San Diego Herald:
Living in Mexico is no joke. I mean, there's a reason why our glorious Leader wants to build a wall to protect us from these invaders. I hear it's not a coincidence the Luchadores won the most recent Ultimini Cup. They train pretty much all day, every day. When it's not in the relative safety of their home stadium (I was also told there was a landing strip for other teams' planes so they wouldn't have to walk around in... Mexico), they have to live in the harsh Tijuanian environment. Just going to the grocery store is an achievement in itself: from dodging bullets shot by rival cartel members, to avoiding drug dealers and simply making sure the meal you bought isn't going to kill you, the Luchadores players lose those calories like nobody's business. I believe that this gives them an unfair advantage and therefore the team should be moved to the US of A. Bring our boys back home... and the couple of immigrants they have with them, too. I mean, if they're good at America's sport, they are better than the rest, I guess.
Living in Mexico is no joke. I mean, there's a reason why our glorious Leader wants to build a wall to protect us from these invaders. I hear it's not a coincidence the Luchadores won the most recent Ultimini Cup. They train pretty much all day, every day. When it's not in the relative safety of their home stadium (I was also told there was a landing strip for other teams' planes so they wouldn't have to walk around in... Mexico), they have to live in the harsh Tijuanian environment. Just going to the grocery store is an achievement in itself: from dodging bullets shot by rival cartel members, to avoiding drug dealers and simply making sure the meal you bought isn't going to kill you, the Luchadores players lose those calories like nobody's business. I believe that this gives them an unfair advantage and therefore the team should be moved to the US of A. Bring our boys back home... and the couple of immigrants they have with them, too. I mean, if they're good at America's sport, they are better than the rest, I guess.
(07-05-2021, 04:34 PM)r0tzbua Wrote: My favourite person from Quebec (next to Celine Dion) @enigmatic
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