The elements? What elements? Like, Bromine and Lithium and Iodine and shit?
OHHHH you mean the hurricanes! The Copperheads reside in Austin Texas after all. The “elements” don’t really change... the weather is a nice, arid 80 degrees all football season long. The gameplan doesn’t even take anything else into account (weather-wise) for home games. The heat is what’s expected, and the heat is what’s received. Now, when Austin is preparing to play Chicago, Baltimore, or another northern team, then they get a bit more focused on things. After all, a lot of these guys on the roster are either from the south, or have acclimated to Austin Texas by now.
One player who hasn’t? Season 17 first overall pick: runningback Ashley Owens. Born, raised, and then educated (University of Wisconsin!) all in Wisconsin, Ashley has been in Austin for two seasons but still complains of the heat on a daily basis. Bible Belt? Then why is it always hot as hell?? However, Owens is an asset for helping to prepare the team for the frigid northern winters (after all, they’re expecting to play deep into January every season!). At the end of last season, he took a bunch of people to his family home in Sturgeon Bay to help them get used to the cold for the next season.
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OHHHH you mean the hurricanes! The Copperheads reside in Austin Texas after all. The “elements” don’t really change... the weather is a nice, arid 80 degrees all football season long. The gameplan doesn’t even take anything else into account (weather-wise) for home games. The heat is what’s expected, and the heat is what’s received. Now, when Austin is preparing to play Chicago, Baltimore, or another northern team, then they get a bit more focused on things. After all, a lot of these guys on the roster are either from the south, or have acclimated to Austin Texas by now.
One player who hasn’t? Season 17 first overall pick: runningback Ashley Owens. Born, raised, and then educated (University of Wisconsin!) all in Wisconsin, Ashley has been in Austin for two seasons but still complains of the heat on a daily basis. Bible Belt? Then why is it always hot as hell?? However, Owens is an asset for helping to prepare the team for the frigid northern winters (after all, they’re expecting to play deep into January every season!). At the end of last season, he took a bunch of people to his family home in Sturgeon Bay to help them get used to the cold for the next season.
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