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[Anti-Hype]

After a heart breaking loss to the Colorado Yeti in the Glaices game die hard Yellowknife Wraith fans went off to the Zoo of Yellowknife and screamed obscenities angrily at the Gorilla enclosures. Originally the officials at the zoo tried to curb the fans temper and even get them to stop but they soon realized this could become a yearly event in which they could bring in a large amount of profit. So now we have "Berate an Ape" day! The Yellowknife fans get to let their rage out on actual living beings who probably won't be offended or intimidated and there is now much less chance of riots. It may seem a bit rude but all of the money goes to make the ape enclosures more comfortable and stylish too. They are even thinking of possibly buying them shoes but I'm not sure if apes would really appreciate that.

A great tradition indeed....Though it is only a matter of time before an over zealous fan decides to dress up as a wraith (with a transparent suit of course) then hop in the enclose and try to scare an ape. Which would likely bring an end to this tradition. Until then FUCK YOU APES!