*DSFL Prospects Endangered by Feral Herpes Monkeys

[ronanb23]

Has there been a statement issued on the likelihood of this spreading to the Miami area? Myself and the rest of the Grenadiers roster are extremely concerned. The blasé attitude of the commissioner is worrying.

According to the University of Wisconsin, they only move about 1.42 km per day, and Jacksonville is 556.1 km away from Miami, so by my calculations, you've got a year before herpes judgment day bud