Welcome to Otter Temple. Behold! A statue of Angus Winchester, the mighty offensive lineman clearing the way for multiple running backs while pushing a pass-rusher away from his quarterback. And look! There is a wall-length mural of Drunken Master Robert Phelps, streaking down the field and catching a contested ball with one sure hand. And there! A stained glass painting of Adamle Tomlinson, the dark panes of his portrait blocking the sun, just as his imposing figure hides the sun from the opposing quarterback’s eyes, just before he destroys them.
There is much to worship here, to seek strength from, here in Orange County. But one thing that is not worshiped is the quarterback position. On so many teams, the quarterback is the position that everything else hinges on, the one required to make the rest excel. That is not the case with this team. In an era in which quarterbacks are sought after no matter what the impact on other positions, the Otters instead focus on building a complete team, one that a quarterback is simply a part of. Our church has a proud tradition of heresy, but it is the others that are burned.
You needn’t make an offering at our Temple. The Otters will take what they need.
There is much to worship here, to seek strength from, here in Orange County. But one thing that is not worshiped is the quarterback position. On so many teams, the quarterback is the position that everything else hinges on, the one required to make the rest excel. That is not the case with this team. In an era in which quarterbacks are sought after no matter what the impact on other positions, the Otters instead focus on building a complete team, one that a quarterback is simply a part of. Our church has a proud tradition of heresy, but it is the others that are burned.
You needn’t make an offering at our Temple. The Otters will take what they need.
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