The player I’m most excited to watch is A. JugsmachineBot. I don’t know what they’re feeding that thing, but the dude can take a sack. In just two games it has racked up a total of 20 sacks. That includes 14, yes FOURTEEN sacks in a single game against the Liberty.
If you’re not impressed and thinking it has got to pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Consider that Legion starter J. Bercovici stole a good series or two in both games. Following Bercovici’s performance he was seen on the sideline eating chicken fingers and counting a wad of cash.
But let’s get back to the star of this show. Now if you missed the game you might look at the stack sheet and wonder, what’s wrong with this bot does he have a tripod for legs? And while the answer to that question is yes, Jugsmachinebot’s problems weren’t in its mobility in the pocket. Somehow, a machine designed to literally shoot footballs at people often found itself holding the ball for too long. Some say it’s actually still scrambling in the pocket now, holding the ball and moving back and forth in the back field.
If you’re not impressed and thinking it has got to pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Consider that Legion starter J. Bercovici stole a good series or two in both games. Following Bercovici’s performance he was seen on the sideline eating chicken fingers and counting a wad of cash.
But let’s get back to the star of this show. Now if you missed the game you might look at the stack sheet and wonder, what’s wrong with this bot does he have a tripod for legs? And while the answer to that question is yes, Jugsmachinebot’s problems weren’t in its mobility in the pocket. Somehow, a machine designed to literally shoot footballs at people often found itself holding the ball for too long. Some say it’s actually still scrambling in the pocket now, holding the ball and moving back and forth in the back field.
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