(S3) - Weekend PT #2 - What's in a name?

[ItsJustBarry]

There are several names around here that are worth mentioning. We have our food guys Brokk Lee and Pay Pancake. The guys face is literally a pancake, like what the fuck? There are a few quarterbacks worth recognizing. We have Ethan Hunt, the Mission Impossible guy, King Bronko which is just kind of fitting, Scrub Kyubee, who I didn’t realize was pronounced that way until I heard someone talk about him on a podcast, and Mike Boss which suits his play style well. None Stormblessed is fun. Instead of just leaving the first name field blank, he typed in “None” and here we are talking about it. We have the kickers, Archibald Booter, who can kick the ball a mile, Iyah Blewitt, which is hopefully more ironic than prophetic, and Turk Turkleton. Who doesn’t love a little repetitive alliteration? The best I suppose would probably have to be Cesar Millan. I recognized the name immediately but didn’t actually consider someone would actually role play as the Cesar Millan. Then one day I come across his profile and there is the dog whisperer right in his profile pic. Someone decided the best character to create for a sim football league is a 60 man who pretends to talk to pets.

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