(S3) - Weekend PT #2 - What's in a name?

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As the NSFL Commissioner Ballerstorm knows quite well, I am a realist when it comes to names. Some names simply annoy me, but there is one that I have come to like...a lot. And that is Stormblessed. He is a much talked about receiver and I happily took one million dollars from him when he dared bet me he would have more receiving yards last season.

Also, since his name is just "Stormblessed", the sim engine, Draft Day Pro Football 2016 denies it, and gives him a first name. Humorously enough, his name is "None". None Stormblessed may not be the best on the field anymore, like he was with the Season 1 Arizona Outlaws, but he still has one of the best names in the game.

I am not sure where he got this name, but it sure sounds like it was inspired by something Game of Thrones-esque. Which is cool enough by itself, even if its not actually inspired by it.

Honorable mention for this task goes to the SaberCats defensive tackle Calkewlated Chambers III. Not only is he the third, but he successfully tricked like the entire league into thinking his name was "cakewalked", and not pronounced "calculated". It's certainly a weird one, but at least it's mildly entertaining. Plus, Chambers is a perfectly normal last name.