Dustin Evans celebrates his turkey day by doing everything absolutely right. And by right, I mean contrary to what everyone else does. Turkey? Na. RIBS, son. Stuffing? That's fine because it's delicious. No time for gravy, bring on the wings.
The pilgrims did alright, sure, but why hold back on the absolutely endless potential on a day of celebrated hedonism? Chocolate cake and hot fudge for the whole family.
But wait, it didn't stop with the food. Dustin Evans took the whole family out to see a Vitas concert in Russia. It was delightfully awful. Sweatpants, the beeping and the bopping, a slew of (now legally obtained) puppies, what could make this day any better?
Simple, bobbing for smart phones. It's an easy game. Everyone throws their smart phones into a kiddy pool and tries to fish them out with their teeth before they become useless.
What a wonderful turkey(less) day it's been.
The pilgrims did alright, sure, but why hold back on the absolutely endless potential on a day of celebrated hedonism? Chocolate cake and hot fudge for the whole family.
But wait, it didn't stop with the food. Dustin Evans took the whole family out to see a Vitas concert in Russia. It was delightfully awful. Sweatpants, the beeping and the bopping, a slew of (now legally obtained) puppies, what could make this day any better?
Simple, bobbing for smart phones. It's an easy game. Everyone throws their smart phones into a kiddy pool and tries to fish them out with their teeth before they become useless.
What a wonderful turkey(less) day it's been.
