(S31) PT 4 - Dirt

[Daybe]

Wow, another terrible reporter attempting to slander the name of elite season 23 wide receiver named Jackson Kingston who was drafted by the Colorado Yeti originally and then has played for the New York Silverbacks and the Sarasota Sailfish! My guess is this slander would most likely be related to Jackson Kingston's status as a premium Lavelle Sports Group (LSG) athlete, since for some reason the LSG has gained lots of haters along the way, presumably due to its high level of success and the great athletes it has brought along the way with it. The most likely mumblings would be related to some sort of agency being involved, but let me first reiterate: Lavelle Sports Group is not an agency! LSG is a forum for established talent and up and coming rookies who have shown or show the potential to become a Lavelle Sports Athlete. There is nothing wrong with Lavelle Sports Group or any of its associates, besides that their players are too good and it is unfair for the rest of the league. Besides one user of LSG in particular, who goes by the name of Richard Triplet @Kotasa, LSG is squeaky clean and should not be the subject of any sorts of league-related controversy.

[Tomen]

WSBL PT

[Starboy]

The reporter leans in and whispers words that Jason Garciaparra was not expecting to hear in a post-game interview, “We have something on you that would make you look bad if you do not perform well.” He froze for a moment as he ran back through his life on what sort of things that they might bring up about him. Jason was usually open about all parts of his life and even had already mentioned his engagement so it was not like that could come back to haunt him. It took a moment but soon he remembered that he let reporters visit his house for a preseason Chicago Butchers breakdown and they saw his secret room filled, wall-to-wall, with Zero Two figures. The bright red and pink room would normally be seen as some e-girl’s Twitch studio but instead it was a secret room that Jason had hidden away from all but his fiancé that had an anime girl in multiple figure forms. He tried his best to contain himself as he thought about how damaging it would be if people found out about how big his collection was rather than just knowing he enjoys the anime. He gave the reporter a simple nod, “Promise I’ll do my best,” was all he could respond with.

[frazzle14]

WSBL PT

[TomHanks]

Sheriff Woody’s past can definitely be considered bad if reported in a certain way. He once in a fit of jealousy accidentally pushed a fellow toy out of a window resulting in both him and the other toy, Buzz Lightyear, going missing for an extended period of time. It was more or less unprovoked, and while it was an accident, the press doesn’t tend to report things as totally fair when trying to do a takedown piece. So, one could imagine that the presentation of this particular event would be simply “toy who can’t handle no longer being the favourite maliciously pushed other toy out of window, ensuing events result in both toys going missing from their family”. Obviously, the headline would be snappier than that, but that would be the gist of the content in the article. While on that adventure Buzz and Woody learned from one another and became lifelong friends, the events were traumatic and caused both to change forever. And, those events were all Woody’s fault in the end. There could also be dubious reporting about a plan largely concocted by Woody resulting in all the toys in his family including himself almost being incinerated in a garbage dump. While that one was as a result of a dangerous living situation and looking for a better life for everyone, it did get very hairy for all involved.

[Air Crou]

Dirt. What kind of dirt could a reporter have on me? Is he THAT mad I slept with his soon-to-be-ex-wife, while they were going through the divorce? At least that is when he knows it started happening. It has been happening ever since I set my foot in Berlin, six years ago. She was working in the airport, at one of the coffee shops there, and as I am a strong, big, and charming gentleman, compared to the crude hillbilly that has always had my name in his mouth since draft day, she was bound to fall into my lap. At the time, I had no clue who she was. I only knew she was married. Was I wrong to do that? Well, as we are still going strong to this day, maybe not. Will she do the same to me? Well, who knows? Thing is, revenge is a dish best served cold, and that guy got a very large portion. That is the dirt he has on me. Because that is the only "bad" thing I have done inside or outside of the field. Except for beating the crap out of one of my teammates in college after I caught him injecting testosterone. But that has been well documented and everyone knows about it and my stance against PEDs.

[ToastCharger]

PBE Affiliation

[JBLAZE_THE_BOSS]

PBE PT

[mango8154]

Daniel O’Leary would not be surprised that a reporter would claim to have dirt on him, he has a spotted past that he doesn’t necessarily regret however they don’t fit the description of a perfectly calm and good person, first he would ask about what the reporter has learned about him, and it could be a number of things, firstly if a reporter wants to be extra scummy he could press about O'Leary's divorced parents and his relationship with his parents, if this is brought up he would just say he had it tough, was close to his mom and that not having a dad affected him but did not stop him in life, if dirt about the fights he was involved in in school at a young age he would talk about how he was a frustrated kid growing up and looked to lash out, that he regrets the hurt he caused but he was a child, if his troubles in rugby came up he would say he apologies but it is what it is and he never went out to hurt them. He would then tell the reporter to do what he wants, he would not get affected by what he did and he didn’t care to fight the publication.

[LimJahey]

There isn't a whole lot known about Omni Man's past, other than knowing that he is a superhero from a far away galaxy, and that his people are sent to planets as protectors, for those who do not have the ability to protect themselves. His private life is completely unknown, as he often leaves the stadium flying away. One day, a reporter decided to see if they could find any dirt on the mysterious superhuman. After months of nothing, the reporter decided to come out with an outlandish rumor about Omni Man. Titled "The Unknown". The reporter made an accusation that Omni Man was not here simply to protect the Earth and play football, but had some sort of sinister motive behind him. While the rumor has no grounds behind it, it caught fire on social media, as more and more people called to know the backstory of the mysterious super. With many people on twitter posting #whosomniman, Omni Man's pr team was forced to make a statement. "While we understand that the background behind Omni Man's history is unknown, his true history must stay hidden, for the safety of not only our, but his planet as well." As the call for more information on the backstory of him comes out, more and more people are starting to side against the so called "superhero".