(S6) - Weekend PT 4 - Game Night

[majesiu]

Vladimir barely remembers old times from his youth. What older people are always talking about is how early you had to wake up to be able to buy anything in the shops. As it comes it was really the truth and there is even board game about it. It's unusual one, you have some cards and cones, but game is not about them - it's about timing and having gut feeling in which shop delivery might come next. You have to plan some family party and then collect necessary items, but it's almost as important to get them for myself as to prevent opponents from doing the same. Perfect game to bond over couple of beers when awaiting playoffs in DSFL. In expansion they added Vodka (trading) to this already perfect game - nothing could have made it even more enjoyable. I’d bring the whole squad and future NSFL teammates just to let them taste how their young years might’ve looked were they born on the other side of the globe.

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

There’s a reason why you only play Monopoly with Micah Hendrix one time in your life, but if you’ve never played it with him of course then you wouldn’t understand why. When it comes to football, he plays with a lot of intensity, but it doesn’t match the level that he plays Monopoly at. He’s studied the board well, knows all the strategies, and will twist your arm for every last dollar and property he can get out of you in a trade. Forget counting squares on the board to move your piece, he’ll basically move your piece and take your turn for you if you’re taking too long. He gets pretty impatient waiting for his turn. If you can stand to make it through an entire game with him, you’re likely to lose, but odds are you’ll just get fed up with him before you can make it that far. So it’s no surprise that when Hendrix started up a game of Monopoly with some unsuspecting teammates, it only lasted about 10 minutes before Tyler Oles flipped the table over, effectively ending the game, and exclaimed, “Fuck this, I would rather play Risk.”

[Beaver]

With the feud between Blackford Oakes and Connor Tanner coming to a head this season Oakes received an unmarked envelope taped to his door today and when he opened it it said "Golf With Friends tonight to end this forever room name is Keygan and password will be massretirement" and so tonight this entire saga will be resolved one way or another but really it's going to be resolved in favor of Oakes because Tanner fucking sucks at Golf With Friends while Oakes is undefeated and has never lost and is widely considered one of the best to ever play the game so Tanner really doesn't stand a chance and so Oakes has been quite chipper today thinking about how badly he's going to destroy Tanner and he really really hopes that collision mode will be on because that'll just add to the decimation but Tanner will probably choose rules that are more favorable to him by having collision off and picking the stupid fucking desert course which really sucks and is far inferior to the other courses like the haunted house which is the best course.

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187 words

[adam2552]

On off days, San Antonio Marshals players are known to get together for game nights. One of the favorite games they play is to see who can type the fastest on the old keyboarding program, Mavis Beacon. Of course alcohol is involved and by the end of the night there isn’t much accurate typing going on. The rules of the game are simple, you type these 10 sentences:

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their county.
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A house which is divided against itself cannot stand.
Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it.
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
The proof of the pudding is always the eating.
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
For want of a nail the kingdom was lost.

For every mistake during the typing you must take one sip of beer. Whoever has the lowest words per minute must take a shot of Toleso Tequila. This is repeated until everyone is black out drunk.

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203 Words

[Dangles13]

The Wraiths only play one game while at home. We all gather around the only television in the entire Northwest Territories and fire up our Nintendo. Each player takes turns fulfilling roles; one gets to blow on the cartridge, one gets to smack the tv until the lines disappear and one has to plug everything in. Once everything is all prepared the boys all sit down to play Ice Hockey. Clearly the pinnacle of gaming entertainment, this game is everything you could want in a video game. The multitude of choices you have in players, small, large and EVEN medium sized players is almost too much to handle. I can't not talk about the crazy amount of teams you have to select from either; Czechoslovakia headlines an impressive array of six international teams that also features Poland. Once we choose our teams and dress the right line-ups we get into the action and play well into the wee hours of the morning.

[speculadora]

The game that Poopyface Tomatonose is bringing to the game night is called "Playing Football for the New Orleans Second Line". This game is one that not many people have heard of, but Poopyface Tomatonose loves sharing his deep knowledge of games with his New Orleans Second Line teammates. The rules of Playing Football for the New Orleans Second Line are actually quite simple. The game can only be started on a Monday, Wednesday, or Friday night. If you play the game on a Friday night the rules state you have to play twice. You'll also need an opponent to play against. The game currently has seven different opponents you can choose from: Baltimore Hawks, Philadelphia Liberty, Yellowknife Wraiths, Colorado Yeti, San Jose Sabercats, Orange County Otters, and Arizona Outlaws. Once you have an opponent, you simply go to a football stadium and play football. It is recommended that if it is your first time playing football for the New Orleans Second Line you play your first game on easy mode. Easy mode entails your opponent playing as Colorado. After that you can play on Hard difficulty with your opponent playing as Yellowknife. The remaining five teams have a difficulty setting of "Nearly Impossible". Those are all the rules you need to know for "Playing Football for the New Orleans Second Line"!

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[PaytonM34]

Easy mode entails your opponent playing as Colorado.

lmfao
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[PaytonM34]

The board game that Brian Mills would take to game night, is cards against humanity. In New Orleans, the best part about the team is the locker room culture. Some call us the meme team because thats all were good at. and you know what, thats kindve true, but I would rather be the mediocre meme team than the Yeti .

Some examples of cards that would win on game night.

Q: Why cant I sleep at night?
A: Nightmare about being traded to the Yeti

Q:What will always get you laid?
A:Saying you play for an NSFL team not called the Yeti.

Q:What never fails to liven up the party?
A: Bovo

Q:Why am I sticky?
A: Walked into the Yeti locker room

Q:What do old people smell like?
A: Colorado

Q: ______, It's a trap!
A: Going 0-14

Have I hit the word count yet?

Sometimes I'll just start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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[HENDRIX]

I would like to have the entire Baltimore Hawks roster over to my crib for some beer pong. That is an important game to know who is the best. We could set up three different types of tournaments: we could have a singles tournament to find out the best individual, then we would set up a doubles bracket, and to finish up the night when everyone is smashed out of their minds we could do an offense vs. defense bracket. This game is all about alcohol tolerance and being accurate with the ping pong ball. I imagine the big fat linemen such as Hendrix, Broadway, Metas, and the big uglies on the OL would be able to handle quite a bit of booze. However, I imagine Blocksdale, Turkleton, and the WR group would be the most accurate shooters. It is important to do this as a team bonding activity in the offseason, can't be all hung over for a big game in the regular season. (165 words)

[JKortesi81]

If I had to bring one game to a Game Night to play with some of my teammates, I really think it’d be the game Werewolf. If you’re unaware, the game involves a group of people getting roles. You can be just a regular villager, a special villager, or a werewolf. Everyone tries to figure out who the wolves are and you work together to kill them. The wolves (who all know who each other are) work together to systematically eat villagers and hope that the chaos they create gets the villagers to basically kill themselves. The special villagers have some talents that can do a variety of things like seeing who has what role, or some others can save those who are being hung/eaten. We’ve been playing it a whole bunch in the SHL on the forums, and its been a shit show for sure, but it’s been a fun shit show. Everyone would enjoy this one. (158)