(S7) - Weekend PT 3 - Movie Night

[AdamS]

"And that's how I ended up as the county Blindfolded Line Dancing Champion." Charlie Law said.

His guest smiled politely but blanched slightly at the story, idly wondering how many people the buffoon had actually injured.

"Man, I'm glad we finally sat down over dinner and just talked, Stephen." Law added. "These last few years have been really silly. All the Twitter fighting and nasty nasty things you said.

Stephen B. Smitfter clears his throat nervously because underneath the weaselly and cowardly exteriors lies the heart of an en more weaselly coward.

"Well, you know how it can be in the...uhhh....market." Smitfter says shakily.

"Yes. A lot of competition." Law agreed. "Though I've heard things about some of your colleagues.

Smitfter had planted a number of rumors himself so he was glad to hear some were disseminating around the league.

"Is it true that Westin and Clayman are running an orgy club?" Law asks.

"What?!" Smitfter sputters. "I hadn't heard that one."

"Yeah." Law confirmed. "I've been hoping to get an invite. I figure if you help me with the introduction, I can get you in. It'll be a once in a lifetime event."

Smitfter thought it over and then nodded. Law fist bumped him, an awkward experience because Law's hands were about 3 times the size of Stepehen's. After a few more minutes of light conversation, Law pulled his phone out and smiled.

"Hey, I gotta run." he said. "Coach wants to have a conversation about stuff I can't share. It was great talking to you though. Bill's on me."

Law stood and pulled several hundreds from his wallet before dropping them on the table. He walked away and Smitfter was stunned beyond belief.

Outside the restaurant Charlie Law stood on his phone looking at the Smitfter still sitting there at the table.

"Yeah, he 100% fell for it. Expect one of you to get an awkward as hell phone call soon." Law said, trying to hold in his laughter. "We'll mvoe on renting the space afterwards. This is gonna be so damn entertaining."

[Scootalicious]

"Ah, let's see. I know there's been a ton of movies and shows that have gotten to me in recent times. like movies I know I've cried to or just got extra feels from. Recently I saw Coco and cried like a little bitch 5 times the whole movie. Made me call my parents after. Other movies too, like The Blind Side, cause it relates to me and the situation I had going into the DSFL, or before I went into it I should say. It had me feel so bad for Oher cause I knew what he was going through. Made me want to reach out to him. Some shows got me like that too. Most people don't know cause I don't tell them, but sometimes I watch anime in my spare time and Gurren Lagann had me fucked cause of Kamina's death. They did it well though, and the way Simon handled it was good too. Regular shows though? Don't know. Gotta think on that one."

- James Brown, on this topic

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[Daybe]

Ryan Applehort is a touchy man. Somewhat sensitive, every now and then during his off days, he likes to curl up with a book in his hands on the couch. This is a secret no other Yeti knows yet, but Applehort is proud of it. He generally reads fictional novels, and has just gotten into 1984, a classic by George Orwell. Applehort especially finds interesting older books, such as Huckleberry Finn, Brave New World, and War and Peace even. Applehort however is not interested in scary books, such as Stephen King, which are sure to keep him up at night. Applehort says, "There's nothing that can replicate a good book." Unfortunately for him, Dwayne Aaron overheard him saying that one time in the locker room, and Aaron has never let him forget it. At least for Applehort, his other, wiser teammates are avid readers themselves, and welcome Applehort into discussions about the books he's reading.

[manicmav36]

I’ve always been a big gamer. Going all the way back to first grade when I got my first console for Christmas (Super Nintendo) it’s been an enjoyable hobby. One of the few downsides to having children though, is that pretty much any free time you have is dedicated to them, which is awesome, and sucks at the same time. So when Far Cry 5 came out, I was hesitant. I’ve always enjoyed the series but didn’t think I would have time to play it. I love the setting and the religious cult based story. So I said screw it, and I bought it anyways. That’s when my appendix decided to step up and be a team player. Despite the fact that it literally tried to explode inside my body, one emergency surgery later, and I’m now appendix free and have a week off from work. Far Cry 5, here I come, baby!

[White Cornerback]

Written: Must Include 150 Words. Not everything has to be about sports, we've seen a plethora of entertainment releases that have caught the eyes of everyone. Whether it's a movie that's receiving critical acclaim, a once in a generation gaming experience, or anything else, there is bound to be some sort of entertainment besides sports that has caught your attention(note, e-sports is not included). Write about one of these other sources of entertainment.

Lavelle is an avid view of the FX series Dexter. Currently in the 8th season of the show and Lavelle remains 4-5 episodes away from the ending of the show despite it last appearing in 2013 when it concluded. Knowing that the ending is coming soon and there's not a lot you can do about it but continue to plow through the rest of the series is an ominous feeling. You don't exactly know how it's going to end, or on what note exactly. It's been a weird series especially with Debra stepping down from the chief of police after killing former chief Maria Laguerte. What followed was a drunken and drug induced spiral while she delved further into her apparent undercover work during her stint as a PI.

Wait does Dexter exist in the NSFL universe? Like it does in the NFL's universe? Does any of the things I enjoy in real life actually exist in our universe? At what point did the paths of the NSFL/NFL diverge? Are we in opposite universes? Or have we the fallout effect going on where technology instead of going the general/medical route like we've all become accustomed to instead focused on sport science? Thus enabling these athletes to play as semi androids or even full blown robots such as our offensive line bots?

Regardless both Lavelle and his handler Dermott watch Dexter.

[DeathOnReddit]

first of all fuck you for not including esports. Second of all, Arbin Asipi Jr has been addicted to god of war. He was able to buy it on release night at 9 pm, and the following day team mates said he called in sick. He was unable to be reached for 12 hours straight on saturday, and on sunday he came into practice saying he was able to finish the entire main story. He later said he skipped all of the side quests and other areas he would have been able to reach though so you can expect him to continue playing that game Though with the terrible stats he has right now, you wonder if he should spend more time practicing. He denies these reports however, and said he was actually sick and threw up quite a few times on saturday. Though I think we all know what he was really doing.

[Vikain]

The recent thing the kids have been getting into has been Fortnite. While at first Marmeladov wasn't the one to hop onto the bandwagon as he saw it a little silly in how it looks. He grew into it. Marmeladov who has been playing video games for a while such as Gears of War and Rainbow six, he has tried Fortnite and PUBG earlier and wasn't his cup of tea. Eventually he really gave it a chance and has been into for a bit now. “Yea all the guys in the locker room are or have played with each other. Some of them are pretty good unlike me. I suck I need to play with the controller to get that aim assist though. But we have some competitions to see who can last the longest. I’ve won my very first game and only game haha. Unfortunately I haven’t placed higher than like top 4.”

[ralams123]

Jonathan is a big fan of movies, especially ones about superheroes so it was no surprise that he made a big deal when finding out about Black Panther.. Jon has been excited for movie releases but never this ecstatic he went as far as buying tickets a month before its release for him and his family along with a legit movie replica costume for over a 1000 dollars. When the movie dropped Jon made sure he was the first one in the theater to get the best seats and even ordered a whole feast for everyone who showed up to the premier. With that movie premiere long done Jon is anxiously waiting for the release of Infinity War this time spending over 500 to get a replica infinity gauntlet with all the stones and paying for all his teammates as well to watch on opening day before there season game.

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[Bwestfield]

How can you not love the cult-classic The Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, and Steve Buscemi make characters that you can not forget. Is it a movie about bowling, I’m not so sure. I think there is just some bowling it… a lot of bowling. You could watch this movie so many times and always pick up something new. If you simply pay a ton of attention to one character throughout the movie you will pick up tons of foreshadow, mystery, and excitement about these characters. My favorite to pay real close attention to is Donnie as played by Steve Buscemi. Steve is an artist with this character and could be played by no other. I feel as though the casting for this movie was spot on. But Donnie can truly only be played by one man. Whether you have watched it once or a million times you can’t help but love it. Kudos to you Coen brothers for making one of the best movies ever.

[Mongoose87]

While the gaming world is collectively drooling over the latest God of War game, and the general public continuing to consume the Marvel Cinematic Universe like it is the very source of life, something is quietly flying under the radar.

It's…

Monty Python’s Flying Circus. And The Meaning of Life. And The Holy Grail. And Live at the Hollywood Bowl. And every other damn production those greedy bastards have put out in their wretched careers.

A lot of people make the mistake of watching Holy Grail and stopping. That's a rookie move. Flying Circus has some examples of the best surreal humor ever written. The book of the month club giving away dung with every third book? Genius! Live at the Hollywood Bowl has the classic “Communist Quiz” sketch, that features major communist thinkers answering questions about contemporary football, and the “Last Supper” sketch, where da Vinci tries to sell the pope on a version of The Last Supper with multiple Jesus's. I don't know why I'm still explaining this to you, you should be watching, right now.