I dont do fantasy, so instead i'll be writing about how my teammates are doing in fantasy.
The fantasy football stars of the Baltimore Hawks is none other than their GM, Duilio, and their top WR, PigSnout. PigSnout is the third best fantasy player in the NSFL, earning the proverbial bronze medal, and dominating group 4. Duilio is the 7th best player in the entire NSFL, and is currently fending off ValorX for the lead in group 2.
Eco and theWoZy play well in their fantasy groups as they fight to get out from second. WoZy is fighting in a ruthless competition in Group 7, but currently stands in the second spot. Meanwhile in Group 9, Eco looks much more secure, and sets his sights on closing the gap between him and ckroyal for the coveted first place prize
The laughing stocks of the Hawks seem to be ScorpXCracker and Raven. in group 10, Scorp isn't too far out, as he is only 50 points out of the money, but still as it is, the co-GM of the Hawks sits out in 5th. Raven on the other hand, is setting super low standards. The stud QB is currently the worst player in the entire league in fantasy. That is pretty depressing, and it certainly gets him a lot of flak in the locker room.
10-25-2019, 11:59 PM (This post was last modified: 10-26-2019, 12:01 AM by Frostbite.)
So, I am going to put this quite plainly. I have Mr Gump on my team. This year if you have Forrest on your team, your racking up a ton of points! I also have the sneakily good Bon - however it's spelled Jones. And I had to get some s18 love in there so I got the best kicker ever (me) and the great Queen, Marcella Toriki. I had the the great opportunity of picking right in the middle and being able to land a top squad. Oh yeah, did I mention I have Nate Swift and his QB. Oh wait, I have another stud, the OCO defense. Once SJS learns how to utilize Toriki to the highest potential, and Liberty manages to score, my 1'st place spot is locked. I am currently third behind some random panthers fan and a rookie with a dog. I should hopefully be able to handle that (No offense to run_cmc or my boi Nok). I have to compete against my current general manager so things are not going to be easy, but as long as I keep on p̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ being nice to HO my [insert next to nothing reward here] the extra stats will come in and I will win!!!
My player, Forrest Gump, is very good for fantasy football. As a user, however, I’m not very good at fantasy football. Last season I ended up winning my group, but historically I haven’t done particularly well. This year I have a shot at 3rd depending on how the rest of the season shakes out, but there are very clear tiers in my group. Sitting at number one, with an 88.12-point lead over second place is PigSnout. The next tier is between 2nd and myself at 4th, second place has 599 points, third has 575.24, and I have 551.4. Behind me, in fifth, is Swag with 475.86 points, and finally we have soppychico in 6th with 419.26 points. The real weakness of my team is the running back corps. I have Havran at QB, Maddox and Jones at WR, NOLA defense, Alex D at kicker, Larson at TE. While Larson and NOLA defense aren’t exactly top tier, they’re very much serviceable. At running back I have Morgan Marshall and Ludicolo Bigby. I think I got way too cute with those picks and tried to get guys I thought would make a big leap forward this season, rather than targeting proven commodities. I drafted Terry Taffy, but ended up dropping him for Marshall after Marshall’s 5 TD game. We’ll see if that proves to be a bad choice.
Round 1
The Plan: Sam Torenson
The Pick: Slim Shady.
I was fine with how this turned out, figuring Torenson may get more yards, but Shady is on a better offense and may get more touchdown opportunities.
Round 2
The Plan: Johnny Blaze or Cameron Olsen
The Pick: Cameron Olsen
I went pretty early on tight end. My thinking was there is a big drop-off from the top guys to the bottom and I didn't want to miss out. Blaze just went the pick before so I don't think Olsen would have made it back around to me.
Round 3
The Plan: Cooter Bigsby
The Pick: Cooter Bigsby
It was kind of a toss up for me between the top QBs, but I knew I did want to get one of the first ones before there was a run on them.
Round 4
The Plan: Hugh Mongo
The Pick: Ashley Owens
I would have preferred to get my first receiver at this point, but Hugh Mongo went the pick before me. I think Owens was good value at this spot though.
Round 5
The Plan: Nacho Varga
The Pick: Vladimir Fyodorovich
Panic was starting to set in after Varga went off the board, as I thought he had a good chance of slipping to me. I was still without any wide receivers at this point so I needed to do something, and went for the regressing, but still good, Fyodorovich.
Round 6
The Plan: Yellowknife D
The Pick: Arizona D
Similar to QBs, it was a toss up for me between OCO, YKW, and AZ defenses.
Round 7
The Plan: ForThe Brand
The Pick: ForThe Brand
Who knows with kickers though?
Round 8
The Plan: Xavier Flash
The Pick: Xavier Flash
Finally got my second receiver, pairing Fyodo with another old man in Flash.